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<blockquote data-quote="Dragonwriter" data-source="post: 4552413" data-attributes="member: 54988">Well, my latest character is an monkey-man Cleric (D&amp;D 3.5) that is always talking about and working on improving the banana. I created him as, essentially, a joke. I was thinking about a way to play one of this race, (Called Hanara, +2 Int, +2 Wis, -2 Str) and thought about, because of the Int bonus, playing a Wizard. Wizards craft items and I remembered the variant on potions in Complete Arcane which was potion-fruit. And what do monkeys love (in the cartoons and stereotypes)? BANANAS!!!Then, it got even sillier. I got a possible scene running in my head, something like this:Ftr is dying, after a battle. Clr stuffs a banana down his throat to heal him. Ftr wakes up.Clr: &quot;Me heal you with banana!&quot;Ftr: &quot;But I'm allergic to bananas!&quot; *Goes into allergic reaction and dying again*(When I told my DM about this, he helped out, adding more)Clr: &quot;IMPOSSIBLE! No one can be allergic to bananas. You just need more to feel better! MORE!!!&quot;Clr continues stuffing bananas down the Ftr's throat, bringing to life, then dying over and over, with the Rog watching the whole thing for hours with sadistic glee.Now, I have a custom magic item in the works... The Bag of Endless Bananas! It just generates bananas for my character to eat or pass around to his friends/allies. Things will keep getting crazier with this banana-obsessed monkey-man until someone can find a way to put a stop to it. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin&nbsp; &nbsp; :D"&nbsp; data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="Dragonwriter, post: 4552413, member: 54988"] Well, my latest character is an monkey-man Cleric (D&D 3.5) that is always talking about and working on improving the banana. I created him as, essentially, a joke. I was thinking about a way to play one of this race, (Called Hanara, +2 Int, +2 Wis, -2 Str) and thought about, because of the Int bonus, playing a Wizard. Wizards craft items and I remembered the variant on potions in [i]Complete Arcane[/i] which was potion-fruit. And what do monkeys love (in the cartoons and stereotypes)? BANANAS!!! Then, it got even sillier. I got a possible scene running in my head, something like this: Ftr is dying, after a battle. Clr stuffs a banana down his throat to heal him. Ftr wakes up. Clr: "Me heal you with banana!" Ftr: "But I'm allergic to bananas!" *Goes into allergic reaction and dying again* (When I told my DM about this, he helped out, adding more) Clr: "IMPOSSIBLE! No one can be allergic to bananas. You just need more to feel better! MORE!!!" Clr continues stuffing bananas down the Ftr's throat, bringing to life, then dying over and over, with the Rog watching the whole thing for hours with sadistic glee. Now, I have a custom magic item in the works... The Bag of Endless Bananas! It just generates bananas for my character to eat or pass around to his friends/allies. Things will keep getting crazier with this banana-obsessed monkey-man until someone can find a way to put a stop to it. :D [/QUOTE]

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