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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Mark" data-source="post: 1325790" data-attributes="member: 5">On the North side of ChicagoAt the famous Games-Plus storeWell, if you go play thereYou better just bewareOf the Old Man DM GoreNow that DM, he is troubleAnd he always schemes and plotsAll the downtown players call him Critical HitBut the owners sell him lotsChorus:And he's mad, mad DM GoreCraziest game, Hack & Slash GaloreAlways gets the TPKsGot a binder full of PC slaysNow that DM he's a killerIf he's cut he bleeds ice cubesAnd he gives his creatures high CRsJust to sucker all the NewbsHe got a custom DM screen thereWith some extra panel chartsOn the DM side, in detail, describesBout your mangled body partsChorus:And he's mad, mad DM GoreCharacter sheets cover up the floorHas a tarrasque breeding farmHouse rule - Double HarmNow Friday 'bout a week agoGore sharpened his diceBut in through the doorCame a young min-maxerBeen to epic levels twiceSo Gore ran his first encounterBut the munchkin knew the gameHad a ream of paper, and all the PCsWere written up the sameWell they played late after closingAnd by early morning lightThe kid's still buzzin on his Code Red ColaAnd the DM lost the fightChorus:And he's sad, sad sleeping GoreWasn't up to the all-night choreMaybe in his younger daysNow he's in a purple hazeYeah, he's sad, sad sleeping GoreWasn't up to the all-night choreNow that he's been usurpedDreamin of a switch to GURPS<img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D"  data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /></blockquote>

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