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Message: <blockquote data-quote="TracerBullet42" data-source="post: 1456508" data-attributes="member: 11885">I think it would be fun to play a "Grandpa Simpson"-type of bard...One who is really old and has a story for EVERYTHING..."...like the time I took the ferry over to Shelbyville.  I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go over to Morganville, which was what they called Shelbyville in those days.  So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them.  'Give me five bees for a quarter,' you'd say.  Now where was I?  Oh yeah...the important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt...which was the style at the time. You could not get any white onions, because of the war.  The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..."Now THAT could be lots of fun...</blockquote>