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Message: <blockquote data-quote="rushlight" data-source="post: 1446070" data-attributes="member: 3801">What you need are some reference points by which to guide you.  Be Mr. Miyagi (from the Karate Kid!) + (George Clooney * Bill Clinton). Perhaps add in a dash of that guy who sells the Mogwai at the beginning of the movie Grimlins for flavor. Just remember that you are wise - not smart. Don't be Doc Brown from Back to The Future. Do some searches for Zen quotes, and use them. Especially the ones no one understands. Be obtuse for no reason. Questions that simply need a short answer will recieve an extremely verbose answer from you. Questions that require great length in answer get a simple word or two. Who's gonna question you? Your wisdom is so far beyond them, that they can't begin to understand the plane upon which you function.  Example: "So, why does the magic in the world still exist? Wouldn't it all be used up one day? Why does magic work at all?" You reply with a simple nod, "That which is, is. That which is not, cannot be. Unless it is." The key is to make things logical, without being actually understandable. Things like "This statement is false". How can it be false? If it IS, then it's actually NOT... Those are the things a WIS 74 person would understand. As for the CHA, just remember that it's not just an "attractiveness" score - it's the force of your personality. All great leaders have a high CHA, even the ugly ones. No one followed Castro because his beard set a fashion statement. Be a leader!</blockquote>

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