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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Green Knight" data-source="post: 1085138" data-attributes="member: 2723">With the exception of my first D&D game 13 years ago, every one of my characters has been completely chaste, getting less action in the course of the campaign then Mulder got throughout the entire run of the X-Files. The closest thing any of my characters ever got to getting any was an Ex-Paladin who went into a combat blitzed out of his mind (The guy spent his days and nights in an alcoholic haze, and so went into this combat with no weapons or armor, aside from a whip), and when the female party member got knocked out, he searched her unconscious body for the healing potions she carried so he could heal her, taking any and all opportunities to cop a feel while he did so (I think it's safe to say she didn't keep any healing potions in her bra or in her ass).  As for the first game, me and another player said we were looking for wenches. So the DM had us roll percentage dice to see how well we performed. I got an 89 (I remember because I remember wishing that I had picked the other die as the high die, so I could've gotten a 98, instead), while another player got 90+. So the DM said we drove the wenches up the walls and then moved on. Whatever the case, I'm just glad I didn't roll less than 25% (Which I suppose is the cut-off point for impotence. "This usually doesn't happen to me!"). I can just hear the cat-calling I would've gotten for that one. Wench would've probably spread it all over town. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)"  data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" />  Wait, I just remembered another time, not long after my first game. It was an evil campaign and I was playing an Anti-Paladin who visited a whorehouse. Though nothing was described, there (No dice rolls or anything), other than the fact that the whores ROBBED me, which sent my character into a bloodthirsty frenzy. So he set fire to the whore house and burned it to the ground.  And that's pretty much it.</blockquote>

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