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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Peni Griffin" data-source="post: 3613140" data-attributes="member: 50322">Our group jokes and grumbles about the silly places you find treasure in dungeons and in modules - places nobody in his right mind would poke around, often, like the classic jewelry in the monster's gut.However, in one adventure we and our opponents were shrunk to ant size in a magic garden.  We defeated, but did not kill, our opponents and took their magic items, including a ring of domination.  In order to accomplish common goals, we redistritbuted magic items and took our prisoners' parole after an epic battle with a scorpion, but the LG cleric and my LG monk were adamant that rings of domination were Just Wrong, interfering with free will as they do.  We didn't have the means to destroy it, so we pushed it inside the scorpion's carapace (we ate a lot of the scorpion and it was delicious, thanks to my maxed cooking score).  After we regained our full size, we realized that we'd created an old-school improbably-placed treasure to beat them all - inside a scorpion shell, miniaturized to the point of invisibility, in the untended garden of an abandoned castle.</blockquote>