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<blockquote data-quote="Vraille Darkfang" data-source="post: 2981369" data-attributes="member: 16989">Best intro ever?The plot line was that the Baron's daughter was sneaking out at night to 'have adventures'.The PC's were to be there to help.Go in front of Baron.Quote the Barbarian first thing:&quot;You know your daughter (I got nothing.&nbsp; There is no way to describe what he said in any way that won't make Eric's Grandma faint,)&quot;The barbarian, had, in fact already met the Baron's Daughter (got with the CN Sorcerer to cast a Charm Spell, and shown her 'an adventure' on the Paladin's Warhorse.Neither the Baron, The Daughter's Financee, or The Paladin &quot;Hey! I gotta clean that saddle now!&quot; were amused.&nbsp; (Although, technically, she remained a virgin after that particular encounter).&nbsp; Have you ever had a really, really, REALLY, uncomfortable moment when DM'ing where you just say &quot;Ok..... We'll just skip ahead, I mean FORWARD, at this point.&quot;At least the bard had enough common sense to keep quiet about seducing the Baron's wife.&nbsp; (He was playing a Don-Juan type).&nbsp; Then the Sorcerer had to open his mouth, trying to save his own skin.Needless to say.&nbsp; Combat began.&nbsp; It could have been really nasty.&nbsp; But, the Paladin (who now needed to cast atonement on behalf of his Gelding... Another long story) whipped out some Hold Persons and beat the Barbarian senseless with the flat of his blade.&nbsp; Really Sensless.&nbsp; Negative 40 or so senseless.Does anyone remeber the old Saturday Night Live Skit with Bill Murray as a Peasent &amp; Steve Martin as a Medievel Judge.It Goes:&nbsp; &quot;So for Lying, we cut off your tongue, for Stealing We Cut off your Hand; So what are you accused of now?&quot;&quot;Adultery&quot;&quot;I will need to look that up.&nbsp; Owww.&nbsp; That's gonna sting.&quot;You'd be amazed what a Barbarian and a Bard are willing to pay to get a Regenerate Spell.PS.&nbsp; I've since corrected it, but anyone know what a brabarian is?</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Vraille Darkfang, post: 2981369, member: 16989"] Best intro ever? The plot line was that the Baron's daughter was sneaking out at night to 'have adventures'. The PC's were to be there to help. Go in front of Baron. Quote the Barbarian first thing: "You know your daughter (I got nothing. There is no way to describe what he said in any way that won't make Eric's Grandma faint,)" The barbarian, had, in fact already met the Baron's Daughter (got with the CN Sorcerer to cast a Charm Spell, and shown her 'an adventure' on the Paladin's Warhorse. Neither the Baron, The Daughter's Financee, or The Paladin "Hey! I gotta clean that saddle now!" were amused. (Although, [I]technically[/I], she remained a virgin after that particular encounter). Have you ever had a really, really, REALLY, uncomfortable moment when DM'ing where you just say "Ok..... We'll just skip ahead, I mean FORWARD, at this point." At least the bard had enough common sense to keep quiet about seducing the Baron's wife. (He was playing a Don-Juan type). Then the Sorcerer had to open his mouth, trying to save his own skin. Needless to say. Combat began. It could have been really nasty. But, the Paladin (who now needed to cast atonement on behalf of his Gelding... Another long story) whipped out some Hold Persons and beat the Barbarian senseless with the flat of his blade. Really Sensless. Negative 40 or so senseless. Does anyone remeber the old Saturday Night Live Skit with Bill Murray as a Peasent & Steve Martin as a Medievel Judge. It Goes: "So for Lying, we cut off your tongue, for Stealing We Cut off your Hand; So what are you accused of now?" "Adultery" "I will need to look that up. Owww. That's gonna sting." You'd be amazed what a Barbarian and a Bard are willing to pay to get a Regenerate Spell. PS. I've since corrected it, but anyone know what a brabarian is? [/QUOTE]

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