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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Vraille Darkfang" data-source="post: 2215155" data-attributes="member: 16989">Good- Halle BerryEvil- Cat Woman.I mean if there was ever something more evil than Catwoman (Halle in catsuit notwithstanding), I don't know it (Highlander 2 doesn't EXIST I Tell you).Thus Good can trully be frightenly Evil, but it takes a Hollywood Studio Executive to do it.Edit:I appear to be suffering from moral dyslexia.  I gave you Good being Evil (like Shakira in her new video), when you wanted Evil being Good (like Simon Cowell giving someone a compliment).Evil- Ummm, Slave Labor?Good- Cheap Sneakers?Nope, that doesn't sound right.Evil- Martha Stewart.  Wait; that's the Slave Labor thing again.Evil- Ummmm Yankees?Good- Anna Benson?  (No, that's the Mets).Evil- Hmmmm.... How about the Women's Lingerie!If anything was ever designed by an evil, sadistic mastermind, it would be G-strings, Corsets, Underwires, High Heels, Push Up Bras & stuff with more buckles than the entire cast of Pirates of the Carribean.Good- I'll leave it at (Victoria's Secret Catalogue).  It'ssss Gooooddddd.  Until we catch morris weaing it.  Then it becomes evil again.  Or Gary Gygax.  or Ed Greenwood.  or Monte Cook. or Sean Reynolds (wait, he might not be so bad, he's Neutral in a Whalebone Corset with a blood red G-String & feather boa). But Greenwood & Gygax mud wrestling while dressed in brazillan cut Metallic Purple G-Strings and Starfish Shaped Pasties is evil.  I'll leave that as the final image to butn itself itno your brain.  (The Gasping, the groping, the thrusting, the hands sliding all over broad, pasty buttocks.  Beards caked with mud, immense beelies the only thing preventing one from giving the +6 Wedgie of Sharpness to the other).</blockquote>

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