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<blockquote data-quote="Slife" data-source="post: 3832884" data-attributes="member: 16347">I love cursed items!&nbsp; The cursed item list in the SRD has some of the best deals in the game!&quot;Oh no, we're being followed.&nbsp; Quick, Melchior, use the dust of sneezing and choking so they'll be stunned, letting us make good our escape&quot;&quot;Oh no!&nbsp; They've imprisoned us!&nbsp; Good thing that Rupert the Wizard can never lose his adamantine sword -2.&nbsp; It's not like he'd be able to deal more than one point of damage in combat anyway.&nbsp; We'll carve our way out of here in no time!&quot;&quot;Oh no!&nbsp; We've captured the evil Lich, but he's the only one who can stop the meteor!&nbsp; Helm goes on, helm comes off, helm goes on helm comes off...&quot;&quot;Oh no!&nbsp; Orcus is attacking us!&nbsp; Quick, show him the mirror of opposition&quot;&quot;Well, as a peaceful village blacksmith, I'm completely willing to bet I'll never enter life-or-death combat with these gloves on!&nbsp; 1300 Gp plus 750 gp for a potion of remove curse is still much less than 4,000 gp for an uncursed pair!&quot;&quot;Hey, mister fisherman, would you like a net of snaring?&quot;&quot;Well, since you're going alone on your mission, and retreat is not an option, you might as well take this Berserking Sword, which will give you the rage of the mightiest barbarian.&nbsp; It's also +2!&quot;&quot;What are we going to do with all this garbage?&nbsp; Oh, wait a second, bag of devouring&quot;&quot;This ring of clumsiness works just as well as a ring of featherfalling, except it costs less than a fourth as much.&nbsp; Sure, I take a -4 to dex when I'm using it, and have a 20% chance of arcane spell failure, but climb is based on strength, so this is a great bargain to get the party over the Mountains of Death without worrying about falling&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Slife, post: 3832884, member: 16347"] I love cursed items! The cursed item list in the SRD has some of the best deals in the game! "Oh no, we're being followed. Quick, Melchior, use the dust of sneezing and choking so they'll be stunned, letting us make good our escape" "Oh no! They've imprisoned us! Good thing that Rupert the Wizard can never lose his adamantine sword -2. It's not like he'd be able to deal more than one point of damage in combat anyway. We'll carve our way out of here in no time!" "Oh no! We've captured the evil Lich, but he's the only one who can stop the meteor! Helm goes on, helm comes off, helm goes on helm comes off..." "Oh no! Orcus is attacking us! Quick, show him the mirror of opposition" "Well, as a peaceful village blacksmith, I'm completely willing to bet I'll never enter life-or-death combat with these gloves on! 1300 Gp plus 750 gp for a potion of remove curse is still much less than 4,000 gp for an uncursed pair!" "Hey, mister fisherman, would you like a net of snaring?" "Well, since you're going alone on your mission, and retreat is not an option, you might as well take this Berserking Sword, which will give you the rage of the mightiest barbarian. It's also +2!" "What are we going to do with all this garbage? Oh, wait a second, bag of devouring" "This ring of clumsiness works just as well as a ring of featherfalling, except it costs less than a fourth as much. Sure, I take a -4 to dex when I'm using it, and have a 20% chance of arcane spell failure, but climb is based on strength, so this is a great bargain to get the party over the Mountains of Death without worrying about falling" [/QUOTE]

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