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Message: <blockquote data-quote="James Heard" data-source="post: 2492896" data-attributes="member: 7280">I'd go the other way. Make the books bigger and nonstandard sized, maybe 21x12 1/2 and put holograms on the front of upside down pentagrams, beer, and juicy new "old skool" succubus artwork. In the bindings you could put speakers like they sometimes have in greeting cards, to play some sort of soothing Muzack to lull the unwary into sleep while you're reading the books.  As for the pages, tin all the way baby! My grandma has some tin pictures, and those have lasted for almost 150 years. Even if you have to change the batteries what a cool thing it would be to have your 4th edition singing Muzack to your great-great-grandkids! And there should be more recipes and coupons in the book! Maybe we could print the pages backwards and mirrored, so you would have to read it all in front of mirror and see how cool you look! And there should be a hat! A hat of great power! The artwork should be pink on baby blue and all have pictures of ME! And they should fix the bard. Again....Man. That was fun to write. Please, don't hit me. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D"  data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /></blockquote>