How the new Character Builder is like Mustachioed Cartoon Villain

[Herschel]

Has Mike Mearls grown a handlebar mustache? I mean, really, holding Characters hostage now in the ether? What's next, tying them to railroad tracks before an oncoming e-Train? It's dastardly, I tell you, DASTARDLY!

To arms, comrades, we must storm the WotC servers to save Schmucklepepper the tricked-out striker from their evil clutches! If we're forced to pay for their malevolent software that's a gas station mocha and grab bag of Funyons I won't get to eat.

Every month!

Viva la revolution!

 

[Imaro]

It's always hillarious when you make fun of other peoples views and opinions when you don't agree with them (No, not really)... but even more funny when you do it in an "oh-so-clever" way so as not to incite the moderators... I give it a 3 out of 10... not really funny and not too original but a good effort... I guess.

 

[Umbran]

Well, I'm pretty sure this is going nowhere fast. Klunk.