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<blockquote data-quote="Vraille Darkfang" data-source="post: 2277720" data-attributes="member: 16989">Here is Part 3.I also went back and edited the first post to combine all mine into 1 big list.&nbsp; Hope everyone continues to enjoy it.Also, based on opposing views as to what a 'Rat Bastard DM' is, I changed the title to 'Cheap Rat Bastard'.&nbsp; That should solve everything.72.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; DM claims he’s soooo good, he can’t keep track of all his players.&nbsp; So he’s started branding them by campaign.&nbsp; He asks you to drop your pants and present your left buttock so he can stamp a big FR on it.73.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; “No.&nbsp; I don’t know why you’re calling here.&nbsp; I DON”T CARE.&nbsp; I’M NOT DOING ANY OF THAT.&nbsp; LISTEN, BIT**, I DON’T CARE YOU THE F*** YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT I’M TELLING YOU TO F*** THE F**** F**** OF BEFORE I %^$#@^ YOU &amp; YOU’RE *%$@#$ DOG TOO!!!!!!!”&nbsp; &nbsp; “Who was that?”&nbsp; &nbsp; “Some bi***.&nbsp; Your wife I think. Thinks I should stop this game just because she went into labor.&nbsp; I told her where to stick it.&nbsp; She should be in labor for a good 6-8 hours longer, more than enough time to finish this game before the kid pops out”74.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; DM insists on running naked.&nbsp; (Should you have the good fortune of having Shakira or Richard Simmons be your DM, move this to that fantasy list).75.&nbsp; &nbsp; D20 modern.&nbsp; Everyone’s a mime &amp; must stay in ‘character’.76.&nbsp; &nbsp; You find out he’s been selling your ‘deceased’ characters on Ebay.77.&nbsp; &nbsp; Curling: The RPG.78.&nbsp; &nbsp; Every time you use Commune, you get Buddy Hackett79.&nbsp; &nbsp; He believes Millli-Vanilli were the greatest role-players of all time (which, while correct, is a cruel thing to tell a player he has failed compared to Rob &amp; Fab.80.&nbsp; &nbsp; When playing any Japanese Anime game, guess who gets to be Hentai victim?81.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Your only Animal Companion is a hyper active Skunk with a ‘hair-trigger’.82.&nbsp; &nbsp; Every Monster has enough rogue levels to gain Evasion.83.&nbsp; &nbsp; Only spell your wizard ever finds is the touch spell ‘Repair Prostate’.84.&nbsp; &nbsp; When you screw up any of his plans, he calls the drug squad &amp; leaves a tip about which orifice you are hiding your ‘weed’ in.85.&nbsp; &nbsp; Pink Floyd’s the Wall RPG.&nbsp; He won’t share the acid that comes with it.86.&nbsp; &nbsp; Karaoke Night!&nbsp; You may choose from the greatest hits of Michael Bolten, Celine Dion, or the Barry Manilow.87.&nbsp; &nbsp; You’re captured by pirates &amp; forced to be their slaves.&nbsp; The Captain’s OK, but watch out for that Tennille bi***!88.&nbsp; &nbsp; In order to get any XP from the session, you have to sing acapella a random nation’s National Anthem.&nbsp; You can sing Zimbabwe’s anthem from memory.&nbsp; 89.&nbsp; &nbsp; He sells you naked pictures of Paris Hilton.&nbsp; You get home and find out two things.&nbsp; 1. EVERYBODY has naked pictures of Paris Hilton.&nbsp; 2. You have naked pictures of Dom Deluise.90.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; DM taughts you with cries of ‘Whose you daddy?’ over and over and over until you scream out ‘I DON’T KNOW WHO MY DADDY IS’ and curl up in the fetal position in the corner, sucking on my thumb whimpering ‘I want my whubbie’</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Vraille Darkfang, post: 2277720, member: 16989"] Here is Part 3. I also went back and edited the first post to combine all mine into 1 big list. Hope everyone continues to enjoy it. Also, based on opposing views as to what a 'Rat Bastard DM' is, I changed the title to 'Cheap Rat Bastard'. That should solve everything. 72. DM claims he’s soooo good, he can’t keep track of all his players. So he’s started branding them by campaign. He asks you to drop your pants and present your left buttock so he can stamp a big FR on it. 73. “No. I don’t know why you’re calling here. I DON”T CARE. I’M NOT DOING ANY OF THAT. LISTEN, BIT**, I DON’T CARE YOU THE F*** YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT I’M TELLING YOU TO F*** THE F**** F**** OF BEFORE I %^$#@^ YOU & YOU’RE *%$@#$ DOG TOO!!!!!!!” “Who was that?” “Some bi***. Your wife I think. Thinks I should stop this game just because she went into labor. I told her where to stick it. She should be in labor for a good 6-8 hours longer, more than enough time to finish this game before the kid pops out” 74. DM insists on running naked. (Should you have the good fortune of having Shakira or Richard Simmons be your DM, move this to that fantasy list). 75. D20 modern. Everyone’s a mime & must stay in ‘character’. 76. You find out he’s been selling your ‘deceased’ characters on Ebay. 77. Curling: The RPG. 78. Every time you use Commune, you get Buddy Hackett 79. He believes Millli-Vanilli were the greatest role-players of all time (which, while correct, is a cruel thing to tell a player he has failed compared to Rob & Fab. 80. When playing any Japanese Anime game, guess who gets to be Hentai victim? 81. Your only Animal Companion is a hyper active Skunk with a ‘hair-trigger’. 82. Every Monster has enough rogue levels to gain Evasion. 83. Only spell your wizard ever finds is the touch spell ‘Repair Prostate’. 84. When you screw up any of his plans, he calls the drug squad & leaves a tip about which orifice you are hiding your ‘weed’ in. 85. Pink Floyd’s the Wall RPG. He won’t share the acid that comes with it. 86. Karaoke Night! You may choose from the greatest hits of Michael Bolten, Celine Dion, or the Barry Manilow. 87. You’re captured by pirates & forced to be their slaves. The Captain’s OK, but watch out for that Tennille bi***! 88. In order to get any XP from the session, you have to sing acapella a random nation’s National Anthem. You can sing Zimbabwe’s anthem from memory. 89. He sells you naked pictures of Paris Hilton. You get home and find out two things. 1. EVERYBODY has naked pictures of Paris Hilton. 2. You have naked pictures of Dom Deluise. 90. DM taughts you with cries of ‘Whose you daddy?’ over and over and over until you scream out ‘I DON’T KNOW WHO MY DADDY IS’ and curl up in the fetal position in the corner, sucking on my thumb whimpering ‘I want my whubbie’ [/QUOTE]

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