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<blockquote data-quote="jasper" data-source="post: 264032" data-attributes="member: 277"><p>Greeting to The Great Goblin King George Gnashing the V</p><p>From Mayor Folmar of Montgomery</p><p></p><p>I salute you and your tribe. While maintaining the peace between us has always been a high priority with us, it has been broken.</p><p></p><p>Two nights ago some of your young goblin guys raided. After stealing most of animals from the Nobles’ barn, they set fire to it. Boys will be boys and summer time with its heat and lazy time will lead to minor trouble. The barn was not the major problem. </p><p></p><p>However after the barn burning, the goblin guys wrote their symbol George Boys all over Laura Ingall’s cows and ate her dog “Paw”. As some of neighbor dogs have littered, so getting her a replace is no problem.</p><p></p><p>While leaving town, the goblin guys George boys stopped over and crashed Hugh Hefner’s party. They took a dip in the secretary pool. And kidnapped my wife, and mother in law. And acquired three kegs of beer, two kegs of brandy and four fifths of Jack. </p><p></p><p>This has great disturbed Hef and he is threatening to throw no more parties until 100 gp is paid to recover his loses and pay for the pool cleaning. Can we say one your boys had slight accident while swimming.</p><p></p><p>Please return my wife and 100 gold pieces. </p><p></p><p>Or .</p><p></p><p>Well our two top poodles, Scooby and Rin Tin Ten track the boys to entrance two. Just to show our displeasure, we have cut down some of the trees around the area and shoved the trees into the tunnels. With the remaining branches Willow the weaver wove a screen to cover the entrance. </p><p></p><p>Also Scooby and Rin tin ten have discover a second entrance. The towns people want me to order closed. And to seek out all your entrances and close them in the same fashion.</p><p></p><p>So please return Marge and the pay the fine. Tell the boys to enjoy the booze but don’t let Maude have any as she is a mean drunk.</p><p></p><p>Signed your neighborly mayor.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Fred Folmor….</p><p></p><p>P.S. Hef’s asks if you could steal his current wife because he has eye on a new young thing.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jasper, post: 264032, member: 277"] Greeting to The Great Goblin King George Gnashing the V From Mayor Folmar of Montgomery I salute you and your tribe. While maintaining the peace between us has always been a high priority with us, it has been broken. Two nights ago some of your young goblin guys raided. After stealing most of animals from the Nobles’ barn, they set fire to it. Boys will be boys and summer time with its heat and lazy time will lead to minor trouble. The barn was not the major problem. However after the barn burning, the goblin guys wrote their symbol George Boys all over Laura Ingall’s cows and ate her dog “Paw”. As some of neighbor dogs have littered, so getting her a replace is no problem. While leaving town, the goblin guys George boys stopped over and crashed Hugh Hefner’s party. They took a dip in the secretary pool. And kidnapped my wife, and mother in law. And acquired three kegs of beer, two kegs of brandy and four fifths of Jack. This has great disturbed Hef and he is threatening to throw no more parties until 100 gp is paid to recover his loses and pay for the pool cleaning. Can we say one your boys had slight accident while swimming. Please return my wife and 100 gold pieces. Or . Well our two top poodles, Scooby and Rin Tin Ten track the boys to entrance two. Just to show our displeasure, we have cut down some of the trees around the area and shoved the trees into the tunnels. With the remaining branches Willow the weaver wove a screen to cover the entrance. Also Scooby and Rin tin ten have discover a second entrance. The towns people want me to order closed. And to seek out all your entrances and close them in the same fashion. So please return Marge and the pay the fine. Tell the boys to enjoy the booze but don’t let Maude have any as she is a mean drunk. Signed your neighborly mayor. Fred Folmor…. P.S. Hef’s asks if you could steal his current wife because he has eye on a new young thing. [/QUOTE]
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