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<blockquote data-quote="Rhialto" data-source="post: 3222593" data-attributes="member: 630"><p>The Juggler clicks his tongue. <span style="color: Lime">"Why, you poor, poor child. You've clearly lead a sheltered life, and it is my task--nay--my duty, to be your instructor in the ways of the world." </span> He lightly tosses several bottles on the counter before him, and then ducks under the counter, and the reemerges shortly thereafter with a small blender, some ice cubes, and a banana. He quickly begins blending the contents of several of the bottles together with an eerie precision. <span style="color: Lime">"Now, to answer your question--a daiquiri is fun in liquid form. It is the ninth wonder of the world, and the nectar of the Gods, their last and greatest gift to mankind." </span> He pours the ice cubes into the blender and hits the button--then stops it, and adds the liquids and the banana. He considers it for a moment, then produces a sugar packet, and adds it to the mixture. Then--he turns the blender on again, his hands tapping idly on the tabletop. Eventually, he turns it off, and the grabs a glass, juggles it briefly, then expertly places it on the bar. He then pours the icy mixture into it, and offers it to Monkey Wrench. <span style="color: Lime">"Your banana daiquiri, miss."</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Rhialto, post: 3222593, member: 630"] The Juggler clicks his tongue. [COLOR=Lime]"Why, you poor, poor child. You've clearly lead a sheltered life, and it is my task--nay--my duty, to be your instructor in the ways of the world." [/COLOR] He lightly tosses several bottles on the counter before him, and then ducks under the counter, and the reemerges shortly thereafter with a small blender, some ice cubes, and a banana. He quickly begins blending the contents of several of the bottles together with an eerie precision. [COLOR=Lime]"Now, to answer your question--a daiquiri is fun in liquid form. It is the ninth wonder of the world, and the nectar of the Gods, their last and greatest gift to mankind." [/COLOR] He pours the ice cubes into the blender and hits the button--then stops it, and adds the liquids and the banana. He considers it for a moment, then produces a sugar packet, and adds it to the mixture. Then--he turns the blender on again, his hands tapping idly on the tabletop. Eventually, he turns it off, and the grabs a glass, juggles it briefly, then expertly places it on the bar. He then pours the icy mixture into it, and offers it to Monkey Wrench. [COLOR=Lime]"Your banana daiquiri, miss."[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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