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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Blasphemonkey" data-source="post: 1009538" data-attributes="member: 13023">Kodak - It's petrifying gaze only works when printed on paper, so it must quickly take a polaroid of itself and show it to the adventurers.Retch (Demon) - It looks so disgusting that you roll a Fortitude Save or start to...Barbara Wawa (Devil) - It bores people to death by interviewing them. "When the goblin hit you, how did that make you feel, I mean emotionally?"Dire Balloon Animals - I'll let you all just imagine this one. Made by Shambling Clown, below.Eye Gook Elemental - It comes from a plane filled with the stuff that you scrape out of the side of your eye...ewwww!Grassy Gnoll - Has grass instead of fur, sometimes has a sniper on it's back also.Night Nag - Keeps waking you up by snoring, or getting up every 10 minutes to go to the bathroom.Gray Booze - Tastes great, but what a hangover the next morning.Shambling Clown - Brainless plant thing with a red nose that juggles and spawns dire balloon animals.Umber Hulk Hogan - (paraphrasing the MM) Umber Hulk Hogans are massive men that dwell deep within the wrestling world. Ripping through t-shirts as if they were...uhh, t-shirts, they rampage through movies and tv shows sporadically, leaving a wake of people reaching for their remotes.Why, Vern? - Something that Ernest may have said.Half-Friend Template (expanding on Mouseferatu's idea) - You apply this template to anyone who acts nice, then talks behind your back...or borrows money and never repays you...etc...</blockquote>

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