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<blockquote data-quote="Bran Blackbyrd" data-source="post: 1014466" data-attributes="member: 1710"><p><strong>W</strong>ire-Wolves: Rumor has it they're the pets of barbed devils.</p><p>Assassin <strong>L</strong>ine: The result of a curse that causes the victim to constantly spout bad pick-up lines. Each one is a critical miss.</p><p>Basilis<strong>p</strong>: Itth gathe maketh you thpeak funny.</p><p>B<strong>e</strong>RGhest: BeRGhest! BeRGhest! Put its AC to the test!</p><p><strong>R</strong>ugbear: This beast just lays around in front of the fireplace.</p><p>Carrion Cr<strong>ul</strong>ler: Bears an uncanny resemblance to a discarded pastry.</p><p>Astral D<strong>i</strong>va: She thinks she's all that because she doesn't need a silver thread.</p><p>Chaos B<strong>r</strong>east: Containing this unruly creature demands no less than a Bra of Wonder. See Also: Displacer Breast</p><p>D<strong>o</strong>rkmantle: It attaches itself to a victim and proceeds to make them more and more socially inept.</p><p>Balo<strong>t</strong>: This demon wreaks havoc on the election process whenever possible.</p><p>Marili<strong>nc</strong>h: This demon is always looking for a financially sound investment.</p><p>S<strong>li</strong>ver Dragon: There isn't much left of it...</p><p>Fi<strong>n</strong>e Elemental: Hunting it without a license is just the beginning. It clocked your horse galloping well above the posted speed limit.</p><p><strong>H</strong>ind Flayer: It has tentacles and its psionic abilities let it know that you've been a bad, bad boy!</p><p>Gray <strong>B</strong>ooze: Remember that water weird? Trust me, you don't want to drink this either.</p><p>PlaneTo<strong>r</strong>ched: This creature commits acts of arson on a dimensional scale.</p><p>Rakshas<strong>t</strong>a: This demon slakes its thirst with lots and lots of soda.</p><p>Rem<strong>Y</strong>orhaz: It does just what you think a monster with that name does.</p><p><strong>D</strong>oper: All this monster wants to do is smoke a bowl...Made out of your skull!</p><p><strong>L</strong>ust Monster: Not much fighting happens around this monster, for some reason.</p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px">FYI: I'm shooting for phonetics, not spelling. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" /></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Bran Blackbyrd, post: 1014466, member: 1710"] [b]W[/b]ire-Wolves: Rumor has it they're the pets of barbed devils. Assassin [b]L[/b]ine: The result of a curse that causes the victim to constantly spout bad pick-up lines. Each one is a critical miss. Basilis[b]p[/b]: Itth gathe maketh you thpeak funny. B[b]e[/b]RGhest: BeRGhest! BeRGhest! Put its AC to the test! [b]R[/b]ugbear: This beast just lays around in front of the fireplace. Carrion Cr[b]ul[/b]ler: Bears an uncanny resemblance to a discarded pastry. Astral D[b]i[/b]va: She thinks she's all that because she doesn't need a silver thread. Chaos B[b]r[/b]east: Containing this unruly creature demands no less than a Bra of Wonder. See Also: Displacer Breast D[b]o[/b]rkmantle: It attaches itself to a victim and proceeds to make them more and more socially inept. Balo[b]t[/b]: This demon wreaks havoc on the election process whenever possible. Marili[b]nc[/b]h: This demon is always looking for a financially sound investment. S[b]li[/b]ver Dragon: There isn't much left of it... Fi[b]n[/b]e Elemental: Hunting it without a license is just the beginning. It clocked your horse galloping well above the posted speed limit. [b]H[/b]ind Flayer: It has tentacles and its psionic abilities let it know that you've been a bad, bad boy! Gray [b]B[/b]ooze: Remember that water weird? Trust me, you don't want to drink this either. PlaneTo[b]r[/b]ched: This creature commits acts of arson on a dimensional scale. Rakshas[b]t[/b]a: This demon slakes its thirst with lots and lots of soda. Rem[b]Y[/b]orhaz: It does just what you think a monster with that name does. [b]D[/b]oper: All this monster wants to do is smoke a bowl...Made out of your skull! [b]L[/b]ust Monster: Not much fighting happens around this monster, for some reason. [SIZE=1]FYI: I'm shooting for phonetics, not spelling. ;)[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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