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<blockquote data-quote="Rashak Mani" data-source="post: 1054876" data-attributes="member: 642"><p>In our local report an interview with Blacksmith John Smith that has recently been very busy forging a very different type of weapon:</p><p></p><p>"So Mr. Smith we have been told that your smithy has only been smithing Curved Daggers lately ?"</p><p></p><p>"Not curved dagger. Kukri ! There is a difference."</p><p></p><p>"Kukri ? Ah ! Interesting. Where did you learn to make Kokri ?"</p><p></p><p>"Kukri ! Not Kokri... well never mind. I recently came from a smithy convention and there were these tribesmen who had these curved blades. They showed me how to forge em."</p><p></p><p>"Why this recent increase in sales thou ?"</p><p></p><p>"Well it seems that they included Kukri 101 in Fighter school, dont really know why it wasnt included before. I used to sell one or two a year. Now every fighter and ranger wants one. Something about criticals..."</p><p></p><p>"Do you think its a good weapon ?"</p><p></p><p>"It is ! It really used to attract girls attentions.... being exotic and all.... but now its just another martial weapon. It cant be thrown thou... and the rogues never buy any from me for that reason."</p><p></p><p>"Do you make any special models ?"</p><p></p><p>"I used to do them with silver and sometimes the ocassional adamantine... but it was more for show. There have been many adventurers asking for cold iron, silver, adamantine and lawful (whatever that is).... but I am too busy covering just basic demand. So I told them they shouldnt bother me with fruitcake weapons full of different materials... what is wrong with good steel ? I do miss forging a good normal longsword... tired of these curved blades." </p><p></p><p>"Thank you Mr. Smith"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Rashak Mani, post: 1054876, member: 642"] In our local report an interview with Blacksmith John Smith that has recently been very busy forging a very different type of weapon: "So Mr. Smith we have been told that your smithy has only been smithing Curved Daggers lately ?" "Not curved dagger. Kukri ! There is a difference." "Kukri ? Ah ! Interesting. Where did you learn to make Kokri ?" "Kukri ! Not Kokri... well never mind. I recently came from a smithy convention and there were these tribesmen who had these curved blades. They showed me how to forge em." "Why this recent increase in sales thou ?" "Well it seems that they included Kukri 101 in Fighter school, dont really know why it wasnt included before. I used to sell one or two a year. Now every fighter and ranger wants one. Something about criticals..." "Do you think its a good weapon ?" "It is ! It really used to attract girls attentions.... being exotic and all.... but now its just another martial weapon. It cant be thrown thou... and the rogues never buy any from me for that reason." "Do you make any special models ?" "I used to do them with silver and sometimes the ocassional adamantine... but it was more for show. There have been many adventurers asking for cold iron, silver, adamantine and lawful (whatever that is).... but I am too busy covering just basic demand. So I told them they shouldnt bother me with fruitcake weapons full of different materials... what is wrong with good steel ? I do miss forging a good normal longsword... tired of these curved blades." "Thank you Mr. Smith" [/QUOTE]
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