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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Balsamic Dragon" data-source="post: 1054906" data-attributes="member: 2433">In other news, there was heated debate last night at the local Ranger's Guild when the entire Drizzt Fan Club (representing nearly half of the rangers) staged a walk out.  Tamara "Twinkle" Duskmoon led the protest, complaining that rangers were becoming only second-class fighters.  Tamara's school of two weapon fighting (which promises that anyone can learn how to slay 1,000 orcs with just 30 days training!) has, up until recently, been doing a brisk business.  However, the guild has complained that many of her students do not pay union dues and soon return to their previous careers after taking advantage of the guild's secret training methods.  The guild chief of local 327 had this to say:  "Rangers were and always will be hunters, trackers and scouts.  I'm tired of seeing rangers who can't recognize basic flora and fauna, who spend more time in cities and dungeons than in the forest, and who would be hard pressed to spot a deer from a hundred paces, much less hit it with an arrow.  Tamara needs to get over her dark elf fixation and learn how to use a proper bow!"More on this story as it develops...Balsamic Dragon</blockquote>