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Message: <blockquote data-quote="WayneLigon" data-source="post: 1283939" data-attributes="member: 3649">DM: OK, Aragon, Gimli and Legolas go off into the mountains--Eowyn's Player: Wait. Wait, no. I won't have a better time than this.DM: What?Aragorn's Player: Yeah, what?Eowyn's Player: Eowyn goes up to Aragorn and tells him she loves him.Aragorn's Player: Too bad.Eowyn's Player: (Dangerously low) What?Aragorn's Player: I said 'Too bad', I've got the hots for the elf; I told you this, like, back at the horse people place.Eowyn's Player: You SOB! I knew it! I knew it when I saw him give you that necklace thing last week!Legolas' Player: (spits Coke all over his character sheet)Aragorn's Player: Whoa, Nelly! I did not say..Eowyn's Player: Yes, you just did! You said you had the hots for the elf! He's an elf and he gave you the necklace thing. I heard him.DM: Actually, he--Eowyn's Player: (Rounding on DM) Oh, you shut up! You got me to play this thing because you said it was [sarcastic Cartman voice] all romantic and stuff /sarcastic Cartman voice]. I've been trying to get in Aragorn's shorts for five sessions now and now you tell me?! Aragorn's Player: You want my shorts?Gimli's Player: *passes out from laughing.*Aragorn's Player: I said Arwen. Not Eowyn, Arwen.Eowyn's Player: 'wyn', 'wen' whatever, I'm going home.DM: I have the car...Eowyn's Player: Not after tonight you don't.DM: Hon!Eowyn's Player: Don't 'Hon' me! You said 'romance'.DM: Yeah, but not for you.Eowyn's Player: Those words will come back to haunt you...</blockquote>

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