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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Felix" data-source="post: 1354015" data-attributes="member: 3929">Ok, one of em is from Two Towers, but hey...Gandalf: Pip, I need you to do me a favor. Go light that beacon.Pippin: You want me to climb WHAT??? You do realize I have a -2 to strength, right?...............Theoden: Heh heh. I say, "Is that all you can conjure, Saruman?"DM: Aragorn, you notice a crazed orc running towards the culvert with a torch in hand.Aragorn: Dammit. I left my bow in the hornburg. Legolas, see if you can't bring that big guy down. He wouldn't be running straight towards the wall if he didn't know something we don't.Legolas: Yeah, ok. I shoot the charging orc.DM: Roll.Legolas: *rolls* Cool. The first one hit, and the second is a threat!DM: Roll to confirm.Legolas: GOT 'EM! His AC is 23, right?DM: Heh heh. He is running and has a +4 AC against ranged weapons. Your second hit isn't a critical. Roll damage.Legolas: Aww shucks. 16 points.DM: You see the crazed orc thrash in pain as two arrows stick in him, but fail to bring him down. He keeps running towards the culvert and jumps headlong when he's five feet from it. The deeping wall explodes in a shower of rock and mortar. *roll roll* You see elves go flying, and much of the rock lands on top of the attacking orc army. Everybody make DC 20 balance checks to keep your feet.Theoden: I thought you said we wern't using the renesance gunpowder rules!</blockquote>