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Message: <blockquote data-quote="TheAuldGrump" data-source="post: 1061392" data-attributes="member: 6957">And the waste of carbon still has no idea how copyright, let alone the d20 lisence work. Gah! Not worst I've encountered either, I ran across a net book for 2nd ed written in 1337 once, I couldn't read the thing past the first paragraph, it was just too embarassing to read.And Back on subject: 'Hey, could you run a game based on the Gor books, they Rock!''What do you mean, I have to roll?''Look at this kewl weapon I just created, can my character have one?' Then shows you something even dumber than the gnomish hooked hammer.*Answers cell phone for the third time in the last hour* 'Hello...''I based my character off of the character Wayans plays in the D&D movie...''Oops, I just sat on your cat, I don't think it's breathing...' (True story, fortunately the cat did survive, despite the player involved weighing around 250 pounds...)'The first campaign I played in was run by ____' fill in the name of game designer you worship...'The first campaign I played in was run by ____' fill in the name of game designer you most want to use to recreate the climax of Fargo...'Can I base a character on Jar Jar Binks?' Especially if you aren't even running Star Wars...'Can I base a character on Jar Jar Binks?' Especially if you are running Star Wars...'Like, you should all join my coven, we can really do magic you know? *Tee Hee*' (Not sure if it's scarier with a Satanic Poser (tm) or a Fluff Headed Pagan (tm), both are really scary...and of course...'Hello, my name is Pat Robertson...'The Auld Grump</blockquote>

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