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<blockquote data-quote="Oogar" data-source="post: 105079" data-attributes="member: 541">Your DM needs a break - When you start to have dream sequences in which elemental cheese is hunting your familiar.Your DM needs a break - When the whirlwind form of an Air elemental has 10' reach.Your DM needs a break - When the players start planning a mutiny.Your DM needs a break - When he starts to use the pretzles and gummi bears to make little stick men and animals. Then demands that everyone use them, instead of minis.Your DM needs a break - When the veins at his temple throb like his heart is playing &quot;chopsticks&quot;.Your DM needs a break - When you all &quot;know&quot; that the bad guy is to the left, Because the bad guy is ALWAYS to the left. And you are correct.Your DM needs a break - When every fight that your group has been in for the last 6 sessions have been alphabetical. The beholder didn't kill you, but the D's look like they could start soon.Your DM needs a break - When the last 3 sessions have been total player kills, durring the surprise round.Your DM needs a break - When he sprays you with an entire can of silly string and says, &quot;Oops, you failed your save. You are webbed.&quot; He cackles gleefully, and proceeds to do the chicken dance arround the table.Your DM needs a break - When he mentions that the &quot;Read Magic&quot; Spell is broken and he is bumping it up to 3rd level.Your DM needs a break - When his latest campain idea seems to be about a powerful god who &quot;Just wants a nap, damnit&quot; and he role plays the NPC by laying on the couch and making snoring noises.Youe DM needs a break - When he says, &quot;I need a break, somone else run. I've been doing this for too damn long.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Oogar, post: 105079, member: 541"] Your DM needs a break - When you start to have dream sequences in which elemental cheese is hunting your familiar. Your DM needs a break - When the whirlwind form of an Air elemental has 10' reach. Your DM needs a break - When the players start planning a mutiny. Your DM needs a break - When he starts to use the pretzles and gummi bears to make little stick men and animals. Then demands that everyone use them, instead of minis. Your DM needs a break - When the veins at his temple throb like his heart is playing "chopsticks". Your DM needs a break - When you all "know" that the bad guy is to the left, Because the bad guy is ALWAYS to the left. And you are correct. Your DM needs a break - When every fight that your group has been in for the last 6 sessions have been alphabetical. The beholder didn't kill you, but the D's look like they could start soon. Your DM needs a break - When the last 3 sessions have been total player kills, durring the surprise round. Your DM needs a break - When he sprays you with an entire can of silly string and says, "Oops, you failed your save. You are webbed." He cackles gleefully, and proceeds to do the chicken dance arround the table. Your DM needs a break - When he mentions that the "Read Magic" Spell is broken and he is bumping it up to 3rd level. Your DM needs a break - When his latest campain idea seems to be about a powerful god who "Just wants a nap, damnit" and he role plays the NPC by laying on the couch and making snoring noises. Youe DM needs a break - When he says, "I need a break, somone else run. I've been doing this for too damn long." [/QUOTE]

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