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<blockquote data-quote="Eluvan" data-source="post: 2569628" data-attributes="member: 24812"><p>Alright. Three members of the party are standing around in an alley outside the inn they stayed at the previous night, waiting for the rogue to catch up so they can leave. The rogue, meanwhile, is upstairs in a room he shouldn't be, waking up next to a girl who looked good last night but is now looking suspiciously like the mayor's daughter (and things have been... delicate... between the party and the mayor for a while). Sure enough, just as he is coming to some unpleasant conclusions and wondering how to extricate himself from the situation, three armed guards break the door down and point sharp things at him. </p><p></p><p> Reacting on instinct, he grabs the bedclothes to cover himself and jumps out the window. He's only on the first floor, so with a jump modifier of +12, he should be okay right?</p><p></p><p>*rolls* </p><p></p><p> It's a 1.</p><p></p><p> <em>To the Party:</em> "A figure awkwardly entangled in a big white sheet falls from above, nearly hitting you, and lands in a crumpled, groaning heap on the floor."</p><p></p><p> <em>The Ranger, without missing a beat and absolutely deadpan:</em> "'Bout time. Let's go."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Eluvan, post: 2569628, member: 24812"] Alright. Three members of the party are standing around in an alley outside the inn they stayed at the previous night, waiting for the rogue to catch up so they can leave. The rogue, meanwhile, is upstairs in a room he shouldn't be, waking up next to a girl who looked good last night but is now looking suspiciously like the mayor's daughter (and things have been... delicate... between the party and the mayor for a while). Sure enough, just as he is coming to some unpleasant conclusions and wondering how to extricate himself from the situation, three armed guards break the door down and point sharp things at him. Reacting on instinct, he grabs the bedclothes to cover himself and jumps out the window. He's only on the first floor, so with a jump modifier of +12, he should be okay right? *rolls* It's a 1. [i]To the Party:[/i] "A figure awkwardly entangled in a big white sheet falls from above, nearly hitting you, and lands in a crumpled, groaning heap on the floor." [i]The Ranger, without missing a beat and absolutely deadpan:[/i] "'Bout time. Let's go." [/QUOTE]
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