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<blockquote data-quote="Kae'Yoss" data-source="post: 2103786" data-attributes="member: 4134"><p>I can already picture it. The hard part will be to get into situations where you can sneak attack your patients.</p><p></p><p>"Look, over there, a priestess of Sharess?"</p><p>"What? Where?"</p><p>*heals patient*</p><p></p><p></p><p>Flannis, bleeding from several serious wounds, suddenly found himself flanked by two shady looking guys, both threatening him with a holy symbol. One of them lunged, and he could barely evade being touched by his hand, doubtless possessed of very dangerous infernal magic. Too late he realized his mistake: It was a ruse. While he concentrated on one, the other acted. Flannis felt the stranger's hand on his neck - and all his wounds closed. The two strangers threw back their hoods and opened their cloaks, revealing noble faces and the unmistakeable garments of clerics of the Morninglord.</p><p></p><p></p><p>"There! That one's hurt! Quickly, get him! Good! Now, hold him down so I can heal him properly."</p><p></p><p>Xraros didn't trust this Vhaeraunan "healer", but he really had no chance, he was bleeding from several wicked wounds and would need help quick. The drow cleric started his spellcasting - but why wasn't he holding his hands to the wounds? A trap! Too late! Xraros felt his muscled stiffen as paralysis took hold of him. With an evil grin, the Darkmask drew his staff of healing and advanced on the helpless Xraros.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>"I'm bleeding. CLERIC! Come here quick, I'm almost dead."</p><p>"Nah, I'm waiting till you drop to below 0 HP, then you're helpless and I can Coup-de-grace you with a healing spell."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Kae'Yoss, post: 2103786, member: 4134"] I can already picture it. The hard part will be to get into situations where you can sneak attack your patients. "Look, over there, a priestess of Sharess?" "What? Where?" *heals patient* Flannis, bleeding from several serious wounds, suddenly found himself flanked by two shady looking guys, both threatening him with a holy symbol. One of them lunged, and he could barely evade being touched by his hand, doubtless possessed of very dangerous infernal magic. Too late he realized his mistake: It was a ruse. While he concentrated on one, the other acted. Flannis felt the stranger's hand on his neck - and all his wounds closed. The two strangers threw back their hoods and opened their cloaks, revealing noble faces and the unmistakeable garments of clerics of the Morninglord. "There! That one's hurt! Quickly, get him! Good! Now, hold him down so I can heal him properly." Xraros didn't trust this Vhaeraunan "healer", but he really had no chance, he was bleeding from several wicked wounds and would need help quick. The drow cleric started his spellcasting - but why wasn't he holding his hands to the wounds? A trap! Too late! Xraros felt his muscled stiffen as paralysis took hold of him. With an evil grin, the Darkmask drew his staff of healing and advanced on the helpless Xraros. "I'm bleeding. CLERIC! Come here quick, I'm almost dead." "Nah, I'm waiting till you drop to below 0 HP, then you're helpless and I can Coup-de-grace you with a healing spell." [/QUOTE]
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