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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Deedlit" data-source="post: 360118" data-attributes="member: 3274">As I walk through the dungeon, drive my party insaneI take a look at my life and realize it’s never plainBut that’s just perfect for a kender like meYou know we shun boring things, like staying put you seeAt 6:30 in the morning I’m taunting drowMy party says it’s dangerous, get back right nowAnd I’ve been adventuring and taunting so longThat even Fizban wonders where my mind has goneI’m a kender of adventure, jumping off cliffs to winI’ve got your items in my hand, most annoying race on KrynnAnd if we end the dragon’s life before the party ends mineThen yeah, we’re gonna party like it’s SC 39The party dwarf killed himself with a knifeLiving in a kender paradiseI borrowed the mage’s spellbook, he hit me with iceLiving in a kender paradiseI told the red dragon he should be more niceLiving in a kender paradiseHe breathed some fire, barely escaped with my lifeLiving in a kender paradiseA human rogue almost stepped on me last weekI just smiled at him, he lost his stolen goods, that freakI really don’t care, in fact I wish him wellThough when he dies, he’ll go to the abyss (Worse then hell)I befriend gully dwarves, though most think they are worthlessA kender who is mean, you know that’s unheard ofI never use a longsword, only a hoopak. And some say I’m a thief, though I’m not really like thatIf you come to visit, you’ll be confused to tearsWe haven’t had two mayors of the same race in 100 yearsBut we are really nice, though we give most a scareAnd most of our stories are truth-impairedThere’s no structure, no laws, and a really good barWe don’t consider fun a luxuryLike a tower of High SorceryAs interesting as could be The party dwarf killed himself with a knifeLiving in a kender paradiseOf course, plain and boring will never sufficeLiving in a kender paradiseKender tales tell of legendary fightsLiving in a kender paradiseDriving everyone insane, even the miceLiving in a kender paradise Saving all of Krynn, Not like Tanis’s mind in the gutterWe’ve stopped one evil deity, soon we’ll stop anotherYou think we’re all monsters, but we’re pure of heartBanned by some DMs, playing us is an artTrapspringer is the kender we all want to be likeHaving fun day and night, with no fear of the afterlifeWhen it comes to death, unlike others we’re not whinyAnd if you are a thief we’ll get third age on your hiney The party dwarf killed himself with a knifeLiving in a kender paradiseSome say we’re crazy, but we’re really niceLiving in a kender paradiseWe’ve been called abominations against the gods of lightLiving in a kender paradiseAnd you’d go insane, and accuse us of heistsLiving in a kender paradise</blockquote>

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