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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Felon" data-source="post: 4164481" data-attributes="member: 8158">I'm going to have to learn to stop drinking liquids before I read threads concerning Will Smith. Coke through the nose leaves an unpleasant sensation in the old sinuses. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D"  data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /> My preferred ending would consist of Will and the head vamp simultaneously leaping together at the glass partition, just as they do in the film, but in the wake of the grenade's explosion there's a few moments of silence and then...a base beat. As the smoke clears we see we're now in a lavish Will Smith rap video a la MIB and Wild Wild West, with the vamps dancing in the background as he lyricizes about how them bloodsuckers tried giving him grief but he whupped their behinds and taught them respect.  OK, it sounds ridiculous but Will Smith could pull it off with style and humor and humanity. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f60e.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":cool:" title="Cool    :cool:"  data-smilie="6"data-shortname=":cool:" />If there's anyone out there who doesn't think Will Smith is one of the greatest actors of our time or that Reaper and Chuck are good TV shows, I will be in the ENWorld media lounge at noon EST when the sun is highest in the sky. I can provide food. I can provide shelter. I can provide safety....Please, someone....Tell me I'm not all alone....So alone...  <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/nervous.png"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":heh:" title="Nervous Laugh    :heh:" data-shortname=":heh:" />  <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/nervous.png"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":heh:" title="Nervous Laugh    :heh:" data-shortname=":heh:" />  <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/nervous.png"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":heh:" title="Nervous Laugh    :heh:" data-shortname=":heh:" /></blockquote>

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