Maerdwyn
First Post
PIRATECAT:
I am the perfect picture of a proper pirate peacekeeper,
And I sometimes serve, without reserve, as ENworld's forum sweeper.
I recognize and close the threads that have become political
Please email me if you think that I've been hypocritical.
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters hypercritical,
And I'll shut it down, if it's a flame, in judgment analytical.
I'll enjoy posting, moderating, and playing RPGs with you,
Assuming that these boards stay up, unlike the ones we used to use.
ALL:
Assuming that these boards stay up, unlike the ones we used to use.
Assuming that these boards stay up, unlike the ones we used to use.
Assuming that these boards stay up, unlike the ones we used to use.
PIRATECAT:
I enjoy DMing adventures both interesting and creepier;
And I'm known in certain circles as a first class RPGA-er:
In short, considered as GM, moderator, forum sweeper,
I am the perfect picture of a proper pirate peacekeeper.
ALL:
In short, considered as GM, moderator, forum sweeper,
He is the perfect picture of a proper pirate peacekeeper.
PIRATECAT:
I know our mythic history, from Eric Noah's older site -
(His Grandma is still around here, so when posting, do be polite)
I can tell of Morrus stepping up to fill Eric's vacant shoes.
I can even tell of several trolls once posted by a Bugaboo.
I could always tell the difference between his trolls and his other posts,
Though he did teach me to charge money from those players that I host.
This earned me some complaints at first, but they are past, and I know
That I don't deserve to be attacked by Cursed Potter, Alsih2o.
ALL:
(We laugh at those pics of him by Funny Potter, Alsih2o.)
(We laugh at those pics of him by Funny Potter, Alsih2o.)
(We laugh at those pics of him by Funny Potter, Alsih2o.)
PIRATECAT:
Now I've written modules for clairvoyants, clerics, and clones,
And while many PCs have survived, others are now just ash and bones
In short, considered as GM, moderator, forum sweeper,
I am the perfect picture of a proper pirate peacekeeper.
ALL:
In short, considered as GM, moderator, forum sweeper,
He is the perfect picture of a proper pirate peacekeeper.
PIRATECAT:
So if you post a thread topic that I think is borderline,
I will suggest an edit that will serve to make it more benign.
I might also move your "O.T." thread for to promote decorum.
There's fewer threads per page now - please use the proper forum!
Do not take it personal or call me names like "censor" and "dunce."
And don't sic a dragon on me if you really must have ven-gee-unce,
Because he'd say "A Cat that good you simply can't eat all at once!"
ALL:
He'd say "A Cat that is that good you simply can't eat all at once!"
He'd say "A Cat that is that good you simply can't eat all at once!"
He'd say "A Cat that is that good you simply can't eat all at once!"
PIRATECAT:
Conversations over d20 games, though plucky and adventury,
Have only been discussed since the beginning of the century;
But still, considered as GM, moderator, forum sweeper,
I am the perfect picture of a proper pirate peacekeeper.
ALL:
In short, considered as GM, moderator, forum sweeper,
He is the perfect picture of a proper pirate peacekeeper.
I am the perfect picture of a proper pirate peacekeeper,
And I sometimes serve, without reserve, as ENworld's forum sweeper.
I recognize and close the threads that have become political
Please email me if you think that I've been hypocritical.
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters hypercritical,
And I'll shut it down, if it's a flame, in judgment analytical.
I'll enjoy posting, moderating, and playing RPGs with you,
Assuming that these boards stay up, unlike the ones we used to use.
ALL:
Assuming that these boards stay up, unlike the ones we used to use.
Assuming that these boards stay up, unlike the ones we used to use.
Assuming that these boards stay up, unlike the ones we used to use.
PIRATECAT:
I enjoy DMing adventures both interesting and creepier;
And I'm known in certain circles as a first class RPGA-er:
In short, considered as GM, moderator, forum sweeper,
I am the perfect picture of a proper pirate peacekeeper.
ALL:
In short, considered as GM, moderator, forum sweeper,
He is the perfect picture of a proper pirate peacekeeper.
PIRATECAT:
I know our mythic history, from Eric Noah's older site -
(His Grandma is still around here, so when posting, do be polite)
I can tell of Morrus stepping up to fill Eric's vacant shoes.
I can even tell of several trolls once posted by a Bugaboo.
I could always tell the difference between his trolls and his other posts,
Though he did teach me to charge money from those players that I host.
This earned me some complaints at first, but they are past, and I know
That I don't deserve to be attacked by Cursed Potter, Alsih2o.
ALL:
(We laugh at those pics of him by Funny Potter, Alsih2o.)
(We laugh at those pics of him by Funny Potter, Alsih2o.)
(We laugh at those pics of him by Funny Potter, Alsih2o.)
PIRATECAT:
Now I've written modules for clairvoyants, clerics, and clones,
And while many PCs have survived, others are now just ash and bones
In short, considered as GM, moderator, forum sweeper,
I am the perfect picture of a proper pirate peacekeeper.
ALL:
In short, considered as GM, moderator, forum sweeper,
He is the perfect picture of a proper pirate peacekeeper.
PIRATECAT:
So if you post a thread topic that I think is borderline,
I will suggest an edit that will serve to make it more benign.
I might also move your "O.T." thread for to promote decorum.
There's fewer threads per page now - please use the proper forum!
Do not take it personal or call me names like "censor" and "dunce."
And don't sic a dragon on me if you really must have ven-gee-unce,
Because he'd say "A Cat that good you simply can't eat all at once!"
ALL:
He'd say "A Cat that is that good you simply can't eat all at once!"
He'd say "A Cat that is that good you simply can't eat all at once!"
He'd say "A Cat that is that good you simply can't eat all at once!"
PIRATECAT:
Conversations over d20 games, though plucky and adventury,
Have only been discussed since the beginning of the century;
But still, considered as GM, moderator, forum sweeper,
I am the perfect picture of a proper pirate peacekeeper.
ALL:
In short, considered as GM, moderator, forum sweeper,
He is the perfect picture of a proper pirate peacekeeper.
Last edited:
, but the original lyrics contain a great self-mocking HMS Pinafore refence:
