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<blockquote data-quote="The Vorpal Tribble" data-source="post: 2227293" data-attributes="member: 9755"><p><strong>Strong Sad:</strong></p><p>So your walking through the field and you see a little creature that looks like a chicken with a lizard's tail running at you. </p><p></p><p><strong>Strong Bad:</strong></p><p>Tor Coolguy leaps up into the air, twirling about with nunchucku in hand, ready to knock its head off with his flurry of blows, and then it'll be all bloody and gasping out its final breath, but then I'll cut off its head, and it'll be like 'Oh no, my hit points are gone, because my head was chopped off' HAAAIIII YAAAAH! </p><p></p><p><strong>Marzipan:</strong></p><p>You'll do not such thing! Its just too cute. Aren't you cute, yes you are. He's just adorable. Cutest little monster in the world!</p><p></p><p><strong>Strong Sad:</strong></p><p>The cockatrice looks at you and you turn to stone. </p><p></p><p><strong>Marzipan:</strong></p><p>Well that wasn't nice! </p><p></p><p><strong>Homestar:</strong></p><p>Haha! Mawzipan, you look wediculuss. Hey guys, look, my guhfwiend is like a stone mop. </p><p></p><p><strong>Marzipan:</strong></p><p>Homestar, I'm breaking up with you. </p><p></p><p><strong>Strong Mad:</strong></p><p>TURN UNDEAD! TURN UNDEAD!</p><p></p><p><strong>Strong Sad:</strong></p><p>Strong Bad, it looks up and turns you to stone to.</p><p></p><p><strong>Strong Bad:</strong></p><p>What the... but I... awww, holy crap! </p><p></p><p><strong>Homesar:</strong></p><p>My crossbow sings like the waffles of Vecna!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="The Vorpal Tribble, post: 2227293, member: 9755"] [b]Strong Sad:[/b] So your walking through the field and you see a little creature that looks like a chicken with a lizard's tail running at you. [b]Strong Bad:[/b] Tor Coolguy leaps up into the air, twirling about with nunchucku in hand, ready to knock its head off with his flurry of blows, and then it'll be all bloody and gasping out its final breath, but then I'll cut off its head, and it'll be like 'Oh no, my hit points are gone, because my head was chopped off' HAAAIIII YAAAAH! [b]Marzipan:[/b] You'll do not such thing! Its just too cute. Aren't you cute, yes you are. He's just adorable. Cutest little monster in the world! [b]Strong Sad:[/b] The cockatrice looks at you and you turn to stone. [b]Marzipan:[/b] Well that wasn't nice! [b]Homestar:[/b] Haha! Mawzipan, you look wediculuss. Hey guys, look, my guhfwiend is like a stone mop. [b]Marzipan:[/b] Homestar, I'm breaking up with you. [b]Strong Mad:[/b] TURN UNDEAD! TURN UNDEAD! [b]Strong Sad:[/b] Strong Bad, it looks up and turns you to stone to. [b]Strong Bad:[/b] What the... but I... awww, holy crap! [b]Homesar:[/b] My crossbow sings like the waffles of Vecna! [/QUOTE]
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