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<blockquote data-quote="The Vorpal Tribble" data-source="post: 2227296" data-attributes="member: 9755"><p><strong>Strong Bad:</strong></p><p>Yo, dire paunch, there any weapon shops in this ye olde town? </p><p></p><p><strong>Strong Sad:</strong></p><p>This is just a little vill... OW! Fine, you come across a shop with a sign that reads 'Señor Cardgage Weapons'. </p><p></p><p><strong>Pompom:</strong></p><p>*blurble blurble blurble*</p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Homestar:</strong></p><p>Your righteth Pompom, this place smelleth like pea soupeth. </p><p></p><p><strong>Señor Cardgage:</strong></p><p>Salutatings Dianas. Welcome to Señor Cardgage's Weapons. We have battle saws, knives of this, cuttings, y'know. Not had much business these ways. Buy some mealings to help out an old campoldier? </p><p></p><p><strong>Strong Bad:</strong></p><p>Yeah man, what do you have thats magical? </p><p></p><p><strong>Señor Cardgage:</strong></p><p>Psarcane pikedocks maybe, a bit of philandery where it counts. </p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Pom-Pom:</strong></p><p>*blurble blurble blurble*</p><p></p><p><strong>Señor Cardgage:</strong></p><p>I dunno Sylvestine, maybe in the back. I'll go take a visioning. </p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Strong Bad:</strong></p><p>Man, that guy is so cool! </p><p> </p><p><strong>Homestar:</strong></p><p>Hey Strongbuh, this guy hasesth liketh a hundwed candy baws backeth heah. </p><p></p><p><strong>Strong Bad:</strong></p><p>Homestar, shut the crap up! Your not even doing it right! And I'm not Strongbad, I'm Tor Coolguy, bard and maiden magnet.</p><p></p><p><strong>The Cheat:</strong></p><p>Mir mir...</p><p></p><p><strong>Strong Bad:</strong></p><p>Yeah, I know bards don't have familiars, but your like my ultimate unknown cohort, my supersecret hench-thecheat. </p><p></p><p><strong>Pom Pom:</strong></p><p>*blurble blurble blurble*</p><p></p><p><strong>Homestar:</strong></p><p>I don't knoweth Pompom, but it doth not smell like fluffypuffs..eth. Does this towneth haveth a Poopsmith abouteth?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="The Vorpal Tribble, post: 2227296, member: 9755"] [b]Strong Bad:[/b] Yo, dire paunch, there any weapon shops in this ye olde town? [b]Strong Sad:[/b] This is just a little vill... OW! Fine, you come across a shop with a sign that reads 'Señor Cardgage Weapons'. [b]Pompom:[/b] *blurble blurble blurble* [b] Homestar:[/b] Your righteth Pompom, this place smelleth like pea soupeth. [b]Señor Cardgage:[/b] Salutatings Dianas. Welcome to Señor Cardgage's Weapons. We have battle saws, knives of this, cuttings, y'know. Not had much business these ways. Buy some mealings to help out an old campoldier? [b]Strong Bad:[/b] Yeah man, what do you have thats magical? [b]Señor Cardgage:[/b] Psarcane pikedocks maybe, a bit of philandery where it counts. [b] Pom-Pom:[/b] *blurble blurble blurble* [b]Señor Cardgage:[/b] I dunno Sylvestine, maybe in the back. I'll go take a visioning. [b] Strong Bad:[/b] Man, that guy is so cool! [b]Homestar:[/b] Hey Strongbuh, this guy hasesth liketh a hundwed candy baws backeth heah. [b]Strong Bad:[/b] Homestar, shut the crap up! Your not even doing it right! And I'm not Strongbad, I'm Tor Coolguy, bard and maiden magnet. [b]The Cheat:[/b] Mir mir... [b]Strong Bad:[/b] Yeah, I know bards don't have familiars, but your like my ultimate unknown cohort, my supersecret hench-thecheat. [b]Pom Pom:[/b] *blurble blurble blurble* [b]Homestar:[/b] I don't knoweth Pompom, but it doth not smell like fluffypuffs..eth. Does this towneth haveth a Poopsmith abouteth? [/QUOTE]
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