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<blockquote data-quote="The Vorpal Tribble" data-source="post: 2231433" data-attributes="member: 9755"><p>Do they actually take sort of pre-written stuff like this do you think?</p><p></p><p>Heres another one I made while bored last night:</p><p></p><p><strong>Homestarrunner:</strong></p><p>I'll take a pint of melonade my good Bubs! </p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Bubs:</strong></p><p>You got coppers for that?</p><p></p><p><strong>Homestarrunner:</strong></p><p>Oh, shuh. </p><p></p><p><strong>Pom-Pom:</strong></p><p>*blurble* *blurble* *blurble*</p><p></p><p><strong>Bubs: </strong></p><p>You do? </p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Homestarrunner:</strong></p><p>No, we lied. My fwiend Tuh Coolguy is pilfewing the patwons so as we can dwinketh. </p><p></p><p><strong>Bubs:</strong></p><p>Oh is he now? Y'know, if I wasn't a neutral I might take offense at that. </p><p></p><p><strong>Homestarrunner:</strong></p><p>Yeah, yuh pwobably wight. </p><p></p><p><strong>Strong Mad:</strong></p><p>WIGHT?! TURN UNDEAD! </p><p></p><p><strong>Bubs:</strong></p><p>Hey now, your not one of those adventuring types going to wreck my inn are you? </p><p></p><p><strong>Homestarrunner:</strong></p><p>We'uh just avawage ciwizens twying to make an honest buck. Ah you twying to impwewn my honnah? Pwepayah yuh spell, Pom-Pom. This guy needs taughteth a lesson! </p><p></p><p><strong>Bubs:</strong></p><p>I thought you said you weren't adventurers? </p><p></p><p><strong>Pom-Pom:</strong></p><p>*blurble blurble blurble*</p><p></p><p><strong>Homestarrunner:</strong></p><p>What?! Bluff is cwoss-class? The deuce you sayeth! </p><p></p><p><strong>Bubs:</strong></p><p>That melonade is gonna cost you double. Probably brought a dozen orcs with you. </p><p></p><p><strong>Homestarrunner:</strong></p><p>That sounds weashonowable. </p><p></p><p><strong>Meanwhile...</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>Strong Bad:</strong></p><p>Way to go the cheat, he totally never looked my way. All this ill-gotten gains are sweet, man. </p><p></p><p><strong>The Cheat:</strong></p><p>Mir mir.</p><p></p><p><strong>Strong Mad:</strong></p><p>THIRSTY! </p><p></p><p><strong>Strong Bad:</strong></p><p>Yeah big guy, we'll get all the drinks we want. </p><p></p><p><strong>The Cheat:</strong></p><p>MIR MIR!</p><p></p><p><strong>Strong Bad:</strong></p><p>Hey, what the? If your over there the Cheat, who the crap is this little guy in the cloak?</p><p></p><p><strong>Green Goblin:</strong></p><p>*whisks off robe* *organ music* </p><p></p><p><strong>Homestarrunner:</strong></p><p>See, Bubseth? No owkeths, just a lil goblin. </p><p></p><p><strong>Bubs:</strong></p><p>What!? A goblin?! I knew it! Theres gonna be a raid! Drinks are double! Quadruple! </p><p></p><p><strong>Strong Bad:</strong></p><p>Look man, this place has a thatched roof. Does 'fireball' mean anything to you? </p><p></p><p><strong>Strong Mad:</strong></p><p>FIREBALL! FIREBALL! </p><p></p><p><strong>Bubs:</strong></p><p>Glad doin' business with ya...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="The Vorpal Tribble, post: 2231433, member: 9755"] Do they actually take sort of pre-written stuff like this do you think? Heres another one I made while bored last night: [B]Homestarrunner:[/B] I'll take a pint of melonade my good Bubs! [B] Bubs:[/B] You got coppers for that? [B]Homestarrunner:[/B] Oh, shuh. [B]Pom-Pom:[/B] *blurble* *blurble* *blurble* [B]Bubs: [/B] You do? [B] Homestarrunner:[/B] No, we lied. My fwiend Tuh Coolguy is pilfewing the patwons so as we can dwinketh. [b]Bubs:[/b] Oh is he now? Y'know, if I wasn't a neutral I might take offense at that. [b]Homestarrunner:[/b] Yeah, yuh pwobably wight. [b]Strong Mad:[/b] WIGHT?! TURN UNDEAD! [b]Bubs:[/b] Hey now, your not one of those adventuring types going to wreck my inn are you? [b]Homestarrunner:[/b] We'uh just avawage ciwizens twying to make an honest buck. Ah you twying to impwewn my honnah? Pwepayah yuh spell, Pom-Pom. This guy needs taughteth a lesson! [b]Bubs:[/b] I thought you said you weren't adventurers? [b]Pom-Pom:[/b] *blurble blurble blurble* [b]Homestarrunner:[/b] What?! Bluff is cwoss-class? The deuce you sayeth! [b]Bubs:[/b] That melonade is gonna cost you double. Probably brought a dozen orcs with you. [b]Homestarrunner:[/b] That sounds weashonowable. [b]Meanwhile...[/b] [b]Strong Bad:[/b] Way to go the cheat, he totally never looked my way. All this ill-gotten gains are sweet, man. [b]The Cheat:[/b] Mir mir. [b]Strong Mad:[/b] THIRSTY! [b]Strong Bad:[/b] Yeah big guy, we'll get all the drinks we want. [b]The Cheat:[/b] MIR MIR! [b]Strong Bad:[/b] Hey, what the? If your over there the Cheat, who the crap is this little guy in the cloak? [b]Green Goblin:[/b] *whisks off robe* *organ music* [b]Homestarrunner:[/b] See, Bubseth? No owkeths, just a lil goblin. [b]Bubs:[/b] What!? A goblin?! I knew it! Theres gonna be a raid! Drinks are double! Quadruple! [b]Strong Bad:[/b] Look man, this place has a thatched roof. Does 'fireball' mean anything to you? [b]Strong Mad:[/b] FIREBALL! FIREBALL! [b]Bubs:[/b] Glad doin' business with ya... [/QUOTE]
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