I Died!--again.

Jeph

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Last session, something odd happened.

Now, the first encounter was with a pair of monstrous spiders. They attacked an AC 20 character, with +9 fort. They both hit. He rolled a 1 and a 3 on his fort save. He tried to disengage, but both attackos of opportunity hit. He rolled a 2 and a 1 on his for save. He fell down, paralyzed. Secondary damage reduced his STR to the tegative teens.

Well, soon after the PCs were taken captive, and put in coccoons of wood and moss hanging 300 feet above roiling fog. One character anchored a rope to their coccoon, climbed down into the fog, got zapped by the Psychic Sphere of Specialness. He decided to whack it with a GREATAXE! Crystal sphere vs. greataxe, you know what happens. So, psychic fire races up the rope, incinerates the pods, brings the paralyzed character down to 4 HP. He then promptly falls 300 feet through the air, the pod having been burned out from beneath him.

Well, 30d6 falling damage, paralyzed characters don't really get to make jump, tumble, or reflex checks. Ouch. But that's not all: He fell into a goup filled with Puppetteer (you know, evil psionic slugs that control your brain) breeding pool. He then drowned, and got mind controlled about 30 times. In addition, the pool became electrified from the exploding crystal sphere. Over the course of his stay in the pool (before the larvae got control of his synaptic reflexes), he took about 13d4 more electricity damage, and about 13 acid damage due to the nature of the spawning pool.

So, have you ever had one of your charcters be poisoned, paralyzed, burned, killed by falling damage, drowned, shocked, and corroded by acid, all in 1 session? (okay, I'll admit he actually died after the fall, after that I [being the GM] just wanted to make his death as pitious as possible. :D)
 

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Well hey, why didn't you just tell him he was dead in the first place?

I mean really - what exactly are all these creatures and DM props doing in the one small area?
 

I told him he was dead. It's not like it was a secret or anything.

The monstrous spiders were about 30 miles away from the pod prison/spawning pool. The spiders were scavaging for food in a trading post that had recently succumbed to the Puppetteers . . . and then the puppetteers fed (i.e., at their hosts brains), found new hosts, and left. The spiders were getting some easy food, the PCs were investigating. After 4 rounds (the first time one of the spiders took Wound Point Damage--I use VP/WP), the spiders retreated, knowing from instinct that they were outmatched. Then the players were ambushed by a squad of Yuan-Ti archers (the new hosts of some of the puppetteers) with poisoned arrows, who did not want the news of the incursion to get out. The PCs eventually succombed to the poison (Except for one, who had Fast Movement and Speed of Thought--the archers got him when he returned, trying to rescue the 2 captured PCs).

They were taken to a canopy city of Yuan-Ti (all controlled by Puppetteers, the things had taken over the leadership . . . then the nobility . . . then everyone), with a 'research facility' in the center. The characters were suspended in seperate pods, 300 feet above the spawning pool at the center of the research facility. At the center of the pool (directly below the pods), was the psionic orb that enhanced the processes of the breeding pool. I had expected the characters to escape from the pods by going upwards, or accross, and to do so together. However, one of the PCs tricked a Yuan-Ti gaurd into bringing rope to bind him, then killing the gaurd. He then combined the rope with a some that he had woven out of the fiber of the pod, some that he had pickpocketed, some that the other concious PC had pickpocketed, and some that the other PC had woven out of their pod, to make a sizeable rope. It still came short by about 240 feet, but the PCs slashed the vines by which two of the vacant pods hung, and used that to finish the job. Then, one of them went down. To the sphere.

Characters neer the sphere must make a will save or attract a bolt of psychic lightning. The PC failed, got shocked. Got a bit angry decided that the sphere would be better in multiple pieces. Not the greatest idea, as it turned out.

Well, the paralyzed PC was doomed from then on out (before, they could have rested in their prisons until the paralyzed PC regained some of his str). The concious PC that had stayed in the prisons discovered a psychic suspension corridor, and being a monk, had enough Concentration ranks to operate it without falling strait thrugh 4/5 of the time. So, he raced down through the trees, the PC that blew up the sphere ran like hell away from a couple mutant yuan-ti superwarriors, and the paralyzed one . . . it just wasn't his day. :(
 
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heh

I find this funny, but this has never happened to anyone in our group unless they brought it upon themselves willingly, which is just as funny.
 

Heh, I can better you.

The party is investigating a group of evil wizards that Want to Take Over the World. They're at a gathering on a island in the middle of swamp, with about 40-50 Wizards ranging from 13th to 1st. One of the wizards unveiles a powerful magic artifact, the head of a Blood Golem of Hextor, which they will use as the basis of a deadly Golem army.

Barbarian: "I run in and grab the head!"
Me: "Huh? You serious."
Barbarian: "Hey, they're wizards, what can they do?"
Me: "Okay, you run in and touch the head. They go, all of the wizards open up with their best spells. Fireball, Lightening Bolt, Polymorph, Finger of Death, Flaming Sphere, Melf's Acid Arrow, Planeshift, Magic Missile. You are dead."
Barbarian: "D'oh!"
 



DM with a vengence said:
Barbarian: "I run in and grab the head!"
Me: "Huh? You serious."
Barbarian: "Hey, they're wizards, what can they do?"
Me: "Okay, you run in and touch the head. They go, all of the wizards open up with their best spells. Fireball, Lightening Bolt, Polymorph, Finger of Death, Flaming Sphere, Melf's Acid Arrow, Planeshift, Magic Missile. You are dead."
Barbarian: "D'oh!"

These wouldn't be the same players as starred in your Comedy of Cthulhu story hour, would they?
 

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