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<blockquote data-quote="Pbartender" data-source="post: 1596034" data-attributes="member: 7533"><p>Yeah I usually do the same thing. Mine usually go something like...</p><p></p><p>ME: "Alright, you've made your way through the library full of animated books, though not without suffering an excessive number of paper cuts to every exposed part of your body. You now find yourself in front of a pit that is full of water and sharks and is 50 feet long, 20 feet deep and fills the entire width of the corridor."</p><p></p><p>PC: "I'll swim it."</p><p></p><p>ME: "Are you sure?"</p><p></p><p>PC: "It's not that far."</p><p></p><p>ME: "You do realize that sharks can smell blood in water, that you are carrying an awful lot of heavy equipment, and that you will be underwater the whole time."</p><p></p><p>PC: "In that case, I'll just let myself sink to the bottom, walk across and climb out the other side."</p><p></p><p>ME: "So let me get this straight... You are going to jump into a shark infested pool of water wearing 100 pounds of armor, weapons and camping gear. Tempt them with the blood of your fresh wounds. Stroll 50 feet through their feeding frenzy. Then you are going to climb a 20 foot high wall. And all this while holding your breath."</p><p></p><p>PC: "Um..."</p><p></p><p>By that time, I usually have the rest of the players helping me out.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Pbartender, post: 1596034, member: 7533"] Yeah I usually do the same thing. Mine usually go something like... ME: "Alright, you've made your way through the library full of animated books, though not without suffering an excessive number of paper cuts to every exposed part of your body. You now find yourself in front of a pit that is full of water and sharks and is 50 feet long, 20 feet deep and fills the entire width of the corridor." PC: "I'll swim it." ME: "Are you sure?" PC: "It's not that far." ME: "You do realize that sharks can smell blood in water, that you are carrying an awful lot of heavy equipment, and that you will be underwater the whole time." PC: "In that case, I'll just let myself sink to the bottom, walk across and climb out the other side." ME: "So let me get this straight... You are going to jump into a shark infested pool of water wearing 100 pounds of armor, weapons and camping gear. Tempt them with the blood of your fresh wounds. Stroll 50 feet through their feeding frenzy. Then you are going to climb a 20 foot high wall. And all this while holding your breath." PC: "Um..." By that time, I usually have the rest of the players helping me out. [/QUOTE]
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