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<blockquote data-quote="kreynolds" data-source="post: 1108116" data-attributes="member: 2829"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Dig That Hole</span> [General]</strong></p><p>Just when you think you can’t screw up any worse…</p><p> <strong>Benefit: </strong>You have an uncanny knack for making a total schmuck out of yourself. You can be seemingly lucid, logical, and intelligent one minute, then fall into a blubbering heap the next as you stumble over your own asinine remarks about how you think a rule works. You’re even shameless enough to try to edit your stupid post before anyone notices. However, because you suck, you’re not fast enough, and everyone now knows just how big of a loser you truly are. Dig and climb on in.</p><p> <strong>Normal: </strong>Without this feat, you’re just an average idiot at times, digging an average hole.</p><p> <strong>Special: </strong>This feat makes you an exceptional idiot.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Don’t Speak</span> [General]</strong></p><p>The world’s bad enough as it is without your input.</p><p> <strong>Benefit: </strong>Plants die, animals flee in terror, babies cry, and Canada takes over the U.S when you open your mouth. Don’t.</p><p> <strong>Normal: </strong>There’s nothing normal about you, with or without this feat. People simply aren’t this stupid…except for you.</p><p> <strong>Special: </strong>And you thought the duck-billed platypus was a mistake? Not in comparison, I assure you.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">I Said What?</span> [General]</strong></p><p>Doh!</p><p> <strong>Benefit: </strong>Merely opening your mouth runs the risk of you blathering out something stupid.</p><p> <strong>Normal: </strong>This _is_ normal for you.</p><p> <strong>Special: </strong>Something you’re not.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Soil That Reputation Of Yours Even Further</span> [General]</strong></p><p>It’s bad enough that you’re such a punk, but you actually make it worse…simply by breathing.</p><p> <strong>Benefit: </strong>Though you have fought long an hard to rid yourself of the reputation that you’re an infantile jerk by being knowledgeable and fair in regards to the rules, you actually manage to screw your reputation even that much more by _not_ being knowledgeable and fair in regards to the rules.</p><p> <strong>Normal: </strong>You were better off without this feat, for obvious reasons.</p><p> <strong>Special: </strong>Only a chump would take this feat.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="kreynolds, post: 1108116, member: 2829"] [b][size=3]Dig That Hole[/size] [General][/b] Just when you think you can’t screw up any worse… [b]Benefit: [/b]You have an uncanny knack for making a total schmuck out of yourself. You can be seemingly lucid, logical, and intelligent one minute, then fall into a blubbering heap the next as you stumble over your own asinine remarks about how you think a rule works. You’re even shameless enough to try to edit your stupid post before anyone notices. However, because you suck, you’re not fast enough, and everyone now knows just how big of a loser you truly are. Dig and climb on in. [b]Normal: [/b]Without this feat, you’re just an average idiot at times, digging an average hole. [b]Special: [/b]This feat makes you an exceptional idiot. [b][size=3]Don’t Speak[/size] [General][/b] The world’s bad enough as it is without your input. [b]Benefit: [/b]Plants die, animals flee in terror, babies cry, and Canada takes over the U.S when you open your mouth. Don’t. [b]Normal: [/b]There’s nothing normal about you, with or without this feat. People simply aren’t this stupid…except for you. [b]Special: [/b]And you thought the duck-billed platypus was a mistake? Not in comparison, I assure you. [b][size=3]I Said What?[/size] [General][/b] Doh! [b]Benefit: [/b]Merely opening your mouth runs the risk of you blathering out something stupid. [b]Normal: [/b]This _is_ normal for you. [b]Special: [/b]Something you’re not. [b][size=3]Soil That Reputation Of Yours Even Further[/size] [General][/b] It’s bad enough that you’re such a punk, but you actually make it worse…simply by breathing. [b]Benefit: [/b]Though you have fought long an hard to rid yourself of the reputation that you’re an infantile jerk by being knowledgeable and fair in regards to the rules, you actually manage to screw your reputation even that much more by _not_ being knowledgeable and fair in regards to the rules. [b]Normal: [/b]You were better off without this feat, for obvious reasons. [b]Special: [/b]Only a chump would take this feat. [/QUOTE]
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