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<blockquote data-quote="stevelabny" data-source="post: 1319829" data-attributes="member: 9298"><p>and it had to be the worst movie of 2003.</p><p></p><p>I saw Gigli last week and it was a LOT more entertaining than this.</p><p></p><p>I barely ever insult actors BUT this movie had the worst acting I've ever seen.</p><p>EVERYONE was brutal (except maybe the guy who played Lucian). The guy who played Craven was so bad, he should never work again. And if he's back to waiting tables, I wouldn't leave him a tip. The person who cast him should also be banished from the industry.</p><p></p><p>This movie had no redeeming qualities, no original ideas, no comedy, no drama, no action. Everything was done poorly.</p><p></p><p>The last movie I saw that was so bad I almost didn't want to watch the end of it was the Dungeons and Dragons movie. That's how awful this was.</p><p></p><p>I think I'm gonna send this back to Netflix with a little note to warn the next renter. Something like "If you watch this while eating, you WILL rip your eyes out with a fork" or "Suicide is a better option."</p><p></p><p>My mind is still reeling. When will the pain go away? Should I induce vomitting?</p><p>Is there a cure to what ails me? </p><p></p><p>I need to go watch something to wash this bad taste out of my mouth, eyes, ears and nose. Maybe Emperor's New Groove? Demon Llama!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="stevelabny, post: 1319829, member: 9298"] and it had to be the worst movie of 2003. I saw Gigli last week and it was a LOT more entertaining than this. I barely ever insult actors BUT this movie had the worst acting I've ever seen. EVERYONE was brutal (except maybe the guy who played Lucian). The guy who played Craven was so bad, he should never work again. And if he's back to waiting tables, I wouldn't leave him a tip. The person who cast him should also be banished from the industry. This movie had no redeeming qualities, no original ideas, no comedy, no drama, no action. Everything was done poorly. The last movie I saw that was so bad I almost didn't want to watch the end of it was the Dungeons and Dragons movie. That's how awful this was. I think I'm gonna send this back to Netflix with a little note to warn the next renter. Something like "If you watch this while eating, you WILL rip your eyes out with a fork" or "Suicide is a better option." My mind is still reeling. When will the pain go away? Should I induce vomitting? Is there a cure to what ails me? I need to go watch something to wash this bad taste out of my mouth, eyes, ears and nose. Maybe Emperor's New Groove? Demon Llama! [/QUOTE]
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