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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ComradeGnull" data-source="post: 5973525" data-attributes="member: 6685694">Hire some decent action movie actors instead of a bunch of pretty boy Drama Club rejects, set the trailer to Slayers Raining Blood or Dropkick Murphies Sailing up to Boston instead of a discount Peter Jackson orchestral score.  As climactic scenes of stuff exploding and fire flash on the screen, the words "Kill them all and take their stuff" flashes up one word at a time.  Focus on the camaraderie among the core group rather than mythological gobblety gook.  Anyone making a ponderous pronunciation about fate, destiny, or darkness gets hit in the nuts with the butt-end of a polearm.  Smash cut to a black screen, followed by a slow pan down that reveals a white gazebo, accompanied by creepy ethereal music.Tag line: "Fail your saving throw.  Summer 2014"</blockquote>