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<blockquote data-quote="KoshPWNZYou" data-source="post: 3927279" data-attributes="member: 56415">Mmmm. Good point ...&quot;I'd like you to meet my Dungeons and Dragons character, America -- Golbert. Golbert is an 18th level Dwarven Warlord, bravely defending the traditions, values, and treasure vaults of his clan by leading the battle against the forces of darkness which constantly threaten their subterranean fortress of light -- hordes of goblins, armies of fiends, and the unspeakable menace that is the tree-hugging elf nation of the Mistwood Forest. But I can't play a Warlord in just any edition of Dungeons and Dragons, America. Not in 3rd Edition, a relic of the industry pushing broken power attacks, characters with 18 magic items, and monsters with 14 spell-like abilities on a nation already suffering the disease of having too many choices! And that's to say nothing of the Bards -- the hippies of D&amp;D. No, the answer for me, nation, is the Fourth Edition! The American Edition! Now Golbert can call upon an array of martial maneuvers to inspire and invigorate the brave fighting men under his command as they bring the hammers of dwarven justice and patriotism down upon the heads of the Mistwood Bards! No more singing about 'saving the ecosystem' for you, Aluviraniel! Let freedom and their skulls ring, Golbert! What's -your- game, America?&quot;Very hard to do this considering what Wikiality has to say about D&amp;D...</blockquote>

[QUOTE="KoshPWNZYou, post: 3927279, member: 56415"] Mmmm. Good point ... "I'd like you to meet my Dungeons and Dragons character, America -- Golbert. Golbert is an 18th level Dwarven Warlord, bravely defending the traditions, values, and treasure vaults of his clan by leading the battle against the forces of darkness which constantly threaten their subterranean fortress of light -- hordes of goblins, armies of fiends, and the unspeakable menace that is the tree-hugging elf nation of the Mistwood Forest. But I can't play a Warlord in just any edition of Dungeons and Dragons, America. Not in 3rd Edition, a relic of the industry pushing broken power attacks, characters with 18 magic items, and monsters with 14 spell-like abilities on a nation already suffering the disease of having too many choices! And that's to say nothing of the Bards -- the hippies of D&D. No, the answer for me, nation, is the Fourth Edition! The American Edition! Now Golbert can call upon an array of martial maneuvers to inspire and invigorate the brave fighting men under his command as they bring the hammers of dwarven justice and patriotism down upon the heads of the Mistwood Bards! No more singing about 'saving the ecosystem' for you, Aluviraniel! Let freedom and their skulls ring, Golbert! What's -your- game, America?" [SIZE=1]Very hard to do this considering what Wikiality has to say about D&D...[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]

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