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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Mallus" data-source="post: 5483942" data-attributes="member: 3887">This is my group...Bodrin "Lizzy" Lüzmütler, dwarf, avenger: a Communist revolutionary, whose avenger powered derive from a force called "dialectical materialism". Currently involved in fomenting a revolution in the exploited goblin working class. His battle cries include "Property is Theft!" and "Universal Heath Care!".Comrade Pogsley, goblin, rogue: Pogsely is Lizzie's protege. The best way to describe him is as a "short, green, gay, Communist Chuck Norris" (as we did last session when he knocked a giant Koa-Toa out with one punch). He will lead the Army of the Glorious Revolution, once Lizzie assembles it. His weapons of choice are the dagger and the lever. Pogsley began life as a NPC.Gepetto Jack Fagin Tielfing, warlock: an aged, arcana-wielding shyster who controls a gang of partially-clockwork orphans which he uses for a variety of dangerous tasks, like trap-springing (imagine a mix of Dickens, China Meiville, and Borat). Fagin recently married into Hell's nobility. Fagin belongs to the Temple Bank of the G-LD, an Infernal religion which venerates the root of all evil. He's been known to ride around on Tenser's Floating Shekel. Roxy Hurrah, Goliath, warden: a M-t-F transsexual warrior woman topping 8'2 in platform heels. She is like a "mountain made of fabulous". Exiled by her barbarian tribe, she made a home in the big city where she won respect for both her fighting prowess and fashion sense. A tireless champion of self-expression, she channels a mystical energy source called "cosmopolitan" instead of "primal".Vox Cadeveris, Shadar-Kai, assassin: Vox is a half-dead operative of the Eternal Bureaucracy, the metaphysical governmental institution responsible from processing the souls of the dead. He's a cross between hard-bitten P.I and a beleaguered civil servant. Vox has an undead familiar; a a disembodied hand named Dexter with remarkable penmanship and proofreading ability. Sir Yatagan Fracas, Dragonborn, paladin: an overweight holy warrior and poet/playwright, known for his good cheer, rhetorical skills, the ability to rationalize, and stupidity.  Yatagan is currently trying to hatch a stolen magical egg that was worshiped as a a god by the Eladrin. He believes the egg contains his future ascendant self. He's also involved in trying to raise an ancient buried Dragonborn city containing scientific marvels, including many baroque and dangerous weapons such as laser-armed robots and "volcano bombs".Those are just the active characters. The inactive roster of former PC', retired PCs, and alternates include the likes of Captain Artichoke, Pætros Paranova the Porcophant (of the Pig Church), Mr. Odanais Dare, Odanais 2 (his parallel universe twin), Chakram Khan, Artur Rambo, Heyoka-Jumps-Off-Mountains, and the dreaded Black Burqa.What have they done recently? Well, they attended a wedding in Hell, rescued a cranky pig-god from being sacrificed, and shot a magically-greased goblin into several meters of unbreakable obsidian in order to retrieve a powerful magical ritual. Now they're back home, about to fight off the might of an Eladrin church they robbed blind (though with the best of intentions).(BTW, I love these guys, their imagination and humor is without peeer -- ie like mine!)</blockquote>

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