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<blockquote data-quote="jollyninja" data-source="post: 4065198" data-attributes="member: 3208"><p>The only gnome that matters can be seen here:</p><p><a href="http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/toon/20071219a" target="_blank">http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/toon/20071219a</a></p><p>Ironically they have given me a base personality for gnomes, something they themselves had failed to do for the last three editions, in their announcement that Gnomes were being replaced by eastern europeans with horns and red skin. Although with the personality they gave them, is it any wonder there are so few Gnome PC's?</p><p></p><p><strong><em>THE</em></strong> Gnome:</p><p>Has self esteem issues.</p><p>Loves his mother enough to call her about major events in his life.</p><p>Has a Minion! Who's name is Francis.</p><p>Has a gorgeous lair.</p><p>Is a spokesgnome for fey rights</p><p>Is a MONSTER</p><p>Has a treasure.</p><p>Does not wear shoes.</p><p></p><p>Right up until this video, I was really behind the idea that gnomes were lame and tieflings were a better PC race. I have never actually played a gnome as a player, and have had more memorable goblins (2) then Gnomes (0) as NPC's. That video has changed everything.</p><p></p><p>I'm hoping this is for search engine, though I'm not sure how it would really tie in, it's the show I check out most often in podcast form. Is this really the best use of my tax dollars? Actually I take that back, you are reporting on an event that will affect my life for years to come, though I am the vast minority. Thank you Matthew.</p><p></p><p>I keep hoping we'll see some kind of april fools game by White Wolf called Gnome: the gardening. The larp version at cons would involve standing as perfectly still as possible and not talking about anything but the virtues of travelocity.com</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jollyninja, post: 4065198, member: 3208"] The only gnome that matters can be seen here: [url]http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/toon/20071219a[/url] Ironically they have given me a base personality for gnomes, something they themselves had failed to do for the last three editions, in their announcement that Gnomes were being replaced by eastern europeans with horns and red skin. Although with the personality they gave them, is it any wonder there are so few Gnome PC's? [b][i]THE[/i][/b] Gnome: Has self esteem issues. Loves his mother enough to call her about major events in his life. Has a Minion! Who's name is Francis. Has a gorgeous lair. Is a spokesgnome for fey rights Is a MONSTER Has a treasure. Does not wear shoes. Right up until this video, I was really behind the idea that gnomes were lame and tieflings were a better PC race. I have never actually played a gnome as a player, and have had more memorable goblins (2) then Gnomes (0) as NPC's. That video has changed everything. I'm hoping this is for search engine, though I'm not sure how it would really tie in, it's the show I check out most often in podcast form. Is this really the best use of my tax dollars? Actually I take that back, you are reporting on an event that will affect my life for years to come, though I am the vast minority. Thank you Matthew. I keep hoping we'll see some kind of april fools game by White Wolf called Gnome: the gardening. The larp version at cons would involve standing as perfectly still as possible and not talking about anything but the virtues of travelocity.com [/QUOTE]
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