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Message: <blockquote data-quote="DungeonKeeperUK" data-source="post: 332481" data-attributes="member: 689">I apologise before I even start... <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)"  data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" />Q : What did the Orc say when he lost his Axe? A : Where's my Axe? ______________Q : Whats Black, White and Red and has trouble turning in 5' corridors?A : Drizzt with a spear through his head...______________Q : Whats got 2 legs and bleeds?A : Half an Orc______________Q: Where do you find an Orc with no arms or legs? A: Right where you left him. ______________A human father has three little half-elven girls, and one of them comes up to him one day and asks, "Daddy, why am I named Rose?" to which the father replies, "Honey, when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your forehead, so we named you Rose." The second daughter comes up to him afterward and asks, "Daddy, why am I named Lily?" to which he replies, "Sweetie, when you were a baby, a lily petal fell on your forehead, so we named you Lily." The third daughter comes up to him and says, "Gajfnkasjtgongodg" and the father replies, "Shut up, HillGiantRock!" ______________A half-orc is in a Merchants Store and buying a some bottles of beer, some iron rations for one, some fasionable underwear, and some Mold Spice (The scent of the moment). The woman at the counter says to him, "So you're single?" The half-orc startled, replies "I am. You could tell that because of what I was buying?" She responds, "No, I could tell that because you're damn ugly." ______________A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to this beautiful amazon warrior, and tells her "I bet you 5gp I can touch your breast without touching your Chainmail Bikini." Intrigued, she accepts. He grabs her breast, says "I lose" and gives her 5gp.______________Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? A: Getting attacked by a half-fiend ancient undead red dragon 20th level rogue with a medusa template over it______________Q: Why did the Deep Wood Sniper fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. ______________A Baatezu took his pet Hell Hound, Cuddles, to the vet's. The vet picked him up, looked under him, looked at his teeth, looked at his stomach, looked down his mouth. "I'm going to have to put this dog down" "Oh no! Is it that serious?" says the Baatezu"No, he's just very heavy". <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D"  data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /></blockquote>

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