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<blockquote data-quote="DungeonKeeperUK" data-source="post: 332760" data-attributes="member: 689"><p><strong>Someone stop me... please....</strong></p><p></p><p>The poor gamer wrote the word "initiative" on the window of his room with opaque ink. I would never be able to see the world through his i's.</p><p></p><p>Due to the many hickeys the wizard had given in his life, he had gained a reputation for being a necromancer.</p><p></p><p>What do you get when you cross a Hell Hound with a collie? A dog that runs for help ... after he bites your leg off.</p><p></p><p>The Diplomacy SKILL is the art of saying 'I understand your issues Orc Barbarian!' ... 'till you can find a big stick. </p><p></p><p>What do you call a halfling fortune-teller who escaped from prison? ... A small medium at large</p><p></p><p>Two Orcs were eating a Court Jester. Said one to the other: "does this taste funny to you?" </p><p></p><p>Does dragon milk come from cows with very short legs? </p><p></p><p>A Roper shuffles into a bar. Bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" </p><p></p><p>Does Studded Leather come from Biker Cows?</p><p></p><p>Hear about the Mystic Warrior from <a href="http://www.mysticeyegames.com" target="_blank">Mystic Eye Games</a> , he refused to wear shoes so his feet became hard and tough,he went for long periods fasting and refused to eat meat, even when he wasn't fasting and both the fasting and his diet gave him extremely bad breath also he was of lean, slight build, especially in his later years? </p><p>So he was a super callous fragile mystic plagued with halitosis. </p><p></p><p>The survival rate in a fight with a Tanar'ri is abyssmal</p><p></p><p>A Sneak Attack is a Jab Well Done....</p><p></p><p>When the Orcs ate a Paladin they got a taste of religion</p><p></p><p>Seven days with no gameing... makes one weak....</p><p></p><p>The attack with the Frost Brand sword was successful, his foe was knocked out cold...</p><p></p><p>Levitation makes ghosts happy because it lifts the spirits. </p><p></p><p>Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon. </p><p></p><p>To learn the Rope Trick spell you have to be taut.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="DungeonKeeperUK, post: 332760, member: 689"] [b]Someone stop me... please....[/b] The poor gamer wrote the word "initiative" on the window of his room with opaque ink. I would never be able to see the world through his i's. Due to the many hickeys the wizard had given in his life, he had gained a reputation for being a necromancer. What do you get when you cross a Hell Hound with a collie? A dog that runs for help ... after he bites your leg off. The Diplomacy SKILL is the art of saying 'I understand your issues Orc Barbarian!' ... 'till you can find a big stick. What do you call a halfling fortune-teller who escaped from prison? ... A small medium at large Two Orcs were eating a Court Jester. Said one to the other: "does this taste funny to you?" Does dragon milk come from cows with very short legs? A Roper shuffles into a bar. Bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" Does Studded Leather come from Biker Cows? Hear about the Mystic Warrior from [URL=http://www.mysticeyegames.com]Mystic Eye Games[/URL] , he refused to wear shoes so his feet became hard and tough,he went for long periods fasting and refused to eat meat, even when he wasn't fasting and both the fasting and his diet gave him extremely bad breath also he was of lean, slight build, especially in his later years? So he was a super callous fragile mystic plagued with halitosis. The survival rate in a fight with a Tanar'ri is abyssmal A Sneak Attack is a Jab Well Done.... When the Orcs ate a Paladin they got a taste of religion Seven days with no gameing... makes one weak.... The attack with the Frost Brand sword was successful, his foe was knocked out cold... Levitation makes ghosts happy because it lifts the spirits. Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon. To learn the Rope Trick spell you have to be taut. [/QUOTE]
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