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Message: <blockquote data-quote="incognito" data-source="post: 332782" data-attributes="member: 7008">Some amusing ones:An animated Rope walks into a bar and orders a drink.The 1/2 Orc bartender says gruffly: "We don't serve Animated ropes in here - now get out!"Dejected the rope leaves.  5 rounds later, the rope returns wearing a bad disguise: one end has all the strands unraveled resembling a blonde wig, and the other end tied up in a bow.The savvy Bartender is not fooled. Enraged he says: Hey! Are you that animated rope I kicked out of here just a few rounds ago?!To which the rope smoothly replies: Nope, I'm a frayed knot...>>>A handsome Sorcerer walks into a small town bar with his familiar, an aligator.  He flops the aligator onto the bar and declares that he has a challenge for the towns bravest souls!  The rogues and fighers begin to twich nervously in thier chairs.He says: If anyone in this bar has the fortiture to do this, I will give him my bag of holding with all the treasure contained therein.  With that he smacks the aligator on the head with the butt of his shortspear sharply and the aligators mouth opens wide.  To the suprise of the audience, he then drops his adventuring trousers, and places his delicates INSIDE the aligators mouth!  He cracks the aligators head with the spear again and the jaws close slowly...and after a very pregnant pause, he gives his poor familiar another whack with the shortspear and takes his equipment out of the aligators mouth, pausing momentarily to display his unharmed package!He stares around the room imperiously, looking for takers. Yet down to the burliest barbarian, the barroom falls silent.  "What?!  No one here brave enough?" inquires the the cajoling sorcerer...Just then, a slight elven maiden in the back of the bar tentatively rises.  "I might be willing to try, Master...but could you not hit me on the head so hard with the shortspear?"</blockquote>

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