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Message: <blockquote data-quote="guedo79" data-source="post: 332834" data-attributes="member: 6641">One morning, an Elven ranger finds he has a Kobold stuck in one of his trees.  So he calls the Kobold removal service he heard about in town.  A Teifling shows up with a flumph, a ten-foot pole, and a crossbow.  He tells the Elf, "I'm going to climb the tree and poke at the kobold till he falls out.  Then the flumph will naw on his sensitive parts."The Elf says, "what's the Crossbow for?"The Plane touched man replies, "If I fall out of the tree first, shoot the Flumph."</blockquote>