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<blockquote data-quote="incognito" data-source="post: 332872" data-attributes="member: 7008"><p>A few more shorties:</p><p></p><p>Q: Whats better than winning Oerth's 1/2 Orc Olympics?</p><p>A: Not having a 6 INT</p><p></p><p>Politically Correct:</p><p></p><p>A humanoid belonging to an ethnic group whose members are commonly considered to have certain stereotypical mannerisms met another humanoid belonging to a different ethnic group with a different set of imputed stereotypical mannerisms. The first humanoid acted in a manner consistent with the stereotypes associated with his ethnic group, and proceeded to make a remark which might be considered to establish conclusively his membership in that group, whereupon his companion proceeded to make a remark with a double meaning, the first meaning of which could be interpreted to indicate his agreement with his companion, but the other meaning of which serves to corroborate his membership in his particular ethnic group. The first humanoid took offense at his remark, and reacted in a stereotypical way!</p><p></p><p>OK, final Bar joke:</p><p></p><p>A skeleton walks into a bar and ask the Bartender: "Do you serve skeletons here?"</p><p>Times beign what they are the wily Bartender replies: "sure, we serve anyone."</p><p>The skeleton hadns the man a silver and says: "Fine, I'll have a pitcher of beer...and a mop"</p><p></p><p>Duh da, DA!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="incognito, post: 332872, member: 7008"] A few more shorties: Q: Whats better than winning Oerth's 1/2 Orc Olympics? A: Not having a 6 INT Politically Correct: A humanoid belonging to an ethnic group whose members are commonly considered to have certain stereotypical mannerisms met another humanoid belonging to a different ethnic group with a different set of imputed stereotypical mannerisms. The first humanoid acted in a manner consistent with the stereotypes associated with his ethnic group, and proceeded to make a remark which might be considered to establish conclusively his membership in that group, whereupon his companion proceeded to make a remark with a double meaning, the first meaning of which could be interpreted to indicate his agreement with his companion, but the other meaning of which serves to corroborate his membership in his particular ethnic group. The first humanoid took offense at his remark, and reacted in a stereotypical way! OK, final Bar joke: A skeleton walks into a bar and ask the Bartender: "Do you serve skeletons here?" Times beign what they are the wily Bartender replies: "sure, we serve anyone." The skeleton hadns the man a silver and says: "Fine, I'll have a pitcher of beer...and a mop" Duh da, DA! [/QUOTE]
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