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<blockquote data-quote="rinesin" data-source="post: 333130" data-attributes="member: 5957"><p>A FR one:</p><p></p><p>A Waterdavian man visits his friend in Cormyr. While he's there he tells his friend:</p><p>"I've always had a fantasy. I've always wanted to be with a Cormyrian woman."</p><p>His Cormyrian friend decides he going to have some fun at the expence of his friend and tells him:</p><p>"Hey, go out to the forest, we have plenty of woman out there, just waiting for a man like you."</p><p>The gullible Waterdavian goes for it and soon finds a lovely young lady in the forest. He comes back overjoyed:</p><p>"She was there just like you said! It was great! Wow! Cormyr! You have women just lying there in the woods! Why didn't I come here sooner?!"</p><p>Now the Cormyrian is very confused by this, and decides he has to see this for himself. So he tells his friend:</p><p>"Hey, if it was that great, why don't you do it again before you leave?"</p><p>The man from Waterdeep happily agrees and sets out. The Cormyrian follows. Soon he sees his friend with the woman in the forest, having a great time. He suddenly runs out from the tree he was hiding behind and yells at the Waterdavian:</p><p>"What are you doing?!?!"</p><p>"What?"</p><p>"She's dead!"</p><p>The Waterdavian man looks down at the woman, looks back up to his friend with a puzzled look on his face.</p><p></p><p>"Oh, I thought she was Sembian."</p><p></p><p>Rinesin <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rinesin, post: 333130, member: 5957"] A FR one: A Waterdavian man visits his friend in Cormyr. While he's there he tells his friend: "I've always had a fantasy. I've always wanted to be with a Cormyrian woman." His Cormyrian friend decides he going to have some fun at the expence of his friend and tells him: "Hey, go out to the forest, we have plenty of woman out there, just waiting for a man like you." The gullible Waterdavian goes for it and soon finds a lovely young lady in the forest. He comes back overjoyed: "She was there just like you said! It was great! Wow! Cormyr! You have women just lying there in the woods! Why didn't I come here sooner?!" Now the Cormyrian is very confused by this, and decides he has to see this for himself. So he tells his friend: "Hey, if it was that great, why don't you do it again before you leave?" The man from Waterdeep happily agrees and sets out. The Cormyrian follows. Soon he sees his friend with the woman in the forest, having a great time. He suddenly runs out from the tree he was hiding behind and yells at the Waterdavian: "What are you doing?!?!" "What?" "She's dead!" The Waterdavian man looks down at the woman, looks back up to his friend with a puzzled look on his face. "Oh, I thought she was Sembian." Rinesin ;) [/QUOTE]
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