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<blockquote data-quote="Maudlin" data-source="post: 335104" data-attributes="member: 86">Q: What do you say to an angry transmuter? A: Ribbit! Q: Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?A: He didn't have the guts.Q: What is the difference between Jozan the Cleric and Hennet the Sorcerer? A: The way they say ahhhh-men. Q: A Grey Render is telling his cub a bedtime story. The story goes &quot;Once upon a Time. The End.&quot;A: The puppy says &quot;Daddy, why such a short tail?&quot;So the amnesiac druid was peeing in the woods. &quot;I think it's all coming back to me&quot;, he said, and then the wind changed.Q: What did the triton say when he hit a wall? A: Dam! Did you hear about the bards who robbed the music store? They were luters.Q: What has 4 legs and an arm?A: A happy hellhound.And one with the anachronism expunged, which makes it funnier imho: <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile&nbsp; &nbsp; :)"&nbsp; data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" />Q: What do you get when you push a Galeb Duhr bard down a hill?A: Music. I didn't get it either.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Maudlin, post: 335104, member: 86"] Q: What do you say to an angry transmuter? A: Ribbit! Q: Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? A: He didn't have the guts. Q: What is the difference between Jozan the Cleric and Hennet the Sorcerer? A: The way they say ahhhh-men. Q: A Grey Render is telling his cub a bedtime story. The story goes "Once upon a Time. The End." A: The puppy says "Daddy, why such a short tail?" So the amnesiac druid was peeing in the woods. "I think it's all coming back to me", he said, and then the wind changed. Q: What did the triton say when he hit a wall? A: Dam! Did you hear about the bards who robbed the music store? They were luters. Q: What has 4 legs and an arm? A: A happy hellhound. And one with the anachronism expunged, which makes it funnier imho: :) Q: What do you get when you push a Galeb Duhr bard down a hill? A: Music. I didn't get it either. [/QUOTE]

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