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Message: <blockquote data-quote="HeapThaumaturgist" data-source="post: 2591576" data-attributes="member: 12332">TALK TO HIM.Or KICK HIM OUTThere's not exactly a lot in between.  I guess I could come up with some more esoteric advice.Hrm.I advise you to buy a ballerina costume and a 'magic wand' at the local Target.  Halloween is close, their displays are already out.  While you're there, pick up several party strobe lights.  Get some body glitter from the girls' make-up section.  Next proceed to the Sporting Goods section.  Buy yourself a pulley, a carabiner, and a section of rope with a test strength greater than your weight.  Next, proceed to the electronics department.  There you should purchase a portable stereo system with the largest wattage you can find, preferably one with some sort of enhanced bass boost and built-in extra subwoofer.  Also purchase a Slipknot CD.  Take these things back to your apartment/dorm-room/rental home.  Attach the pulley to the tree outside of your room-mate's window.  Securely attach the carabiner to the rope, and thread the rope through the pulley.  Get a strong friend, or group of friends (enlist the rest of the group, whom this player is disturbing!).  They should hold the end of the rope not attached to the carabiner.  As he's your room-mate, you have access to him during the hours he normally sleeps.  Make sure the window to the room is unlocked.  Wish him a good night as he retires for bed.  Feign that you, yourself, are leaving to do something entirely uninteresting, like buy hemrhoidal cream at the local all-night department store.  Sneak outside and slip into the ballerina costume you purchased earlier.  Liberally apply body-glitter to any areas of exposed skin, including your face, hair, and facial hair.  Grab the strobe lights and the stereo (with Slipknot CD).  Turn the volume knob as high as it will go, make sure the bass boost is enabled.  Turn everything else to 11.  Attach yourself to the rope with the carabiner and have the rest of the group hoist you up to your room-mate's window ... or, if it's a 1st floor room, just walk up to it.  Open the window and carefully, quietly climb inside.  Then, before your room-mate awakens, engage the strobelights and hit PLAY on the stereo.  Jump onto his bed and scream as loudly as you can with the music, then fall to your knees, pinning his arms to the bed.  Get in his face and scream:  "I AM THE RPG FAIRY!! Your play style is bogarting the fun for everyone else in the group.  You will immediately cease and desist playing sick, depraved, psychotic killers.  You will STOP watching Sin City.  You will play characters whose personalities and actions aid and add to the fun of every other member of the play group.  If you do not, I, the RPG FAIRY will return and totally kill you like Marv did to that Spiderman/Charlie Brown lookin' dude in Sin City.  It will NOT be cool."Then, real quick, grab your strobes and the stereo and JUMP OUT THE WINDOW.  Everybody on the other end of the rope should then hoist you up out of sight so it looks like you're flying.This should be sufficient to solve your issue.--fje</blockquote>

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