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I need some useless Magic Items.
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<blockquote data-quote="TheAuldGrump" data-source="post: 5076445" data-attributes="member: 6957"><p>Teddy Bear of Quiet Slumber. Willing target activates item by snuggling, sleeps quietly for eight hours. Wakens refreshed and ready to face the new day.</p><p></p><p>Ring of Invisibility. Ring turns invisible when worn.</p><p></p><p>Bag of Useless Items. Reach in and pull out an item that is completely useless for whatever you need right then. Item lasts until it might be useful, then vanishes.</p><p></p><p>Ring of Hair Growth. Say goodbye to premature balding!</p><p></p><p>Trumpet of Flatulence. Fortunately blowing the horn covers up the sound of escaping gas. Unfortunately it does not mask the smell.</p><p></p><p>Glove of Waving and Pointing. Glove increases the apparent size of the wielder's hand by three times when he is using it to point something out or to wave hello. Large script on the glove reads 'We're #1!'</p><p></p><p>Ever Watered Pot. Plants planted within this simple clay pot need not be watered, the pot administering the correct amount of moisture each day.</p><p></p><p>Sundial of Weather Detection. Turns wet when it is raining, and white when it is snowing - time can be read even on cloudy days.</p><p></p><p>Ever Moving Bookmark. Placed within a book the bookmark transports to the last page read. A cursed version moves to a random page, even when placed by hand to mark the proper page.</p><p></p><p>The Auld Grump</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TheAuldGrump, post: 5076445, member: 6957"] Teddy Bear of Quiet Slumber. Willing target activates item by snuggling, sleeps quietly for eight hours. Wakens refreshed and ready to face the new day. Ring of Invisibility. Ring turns invisible when worn. Bag of Useless Items. Reach in and pull out an item that is completely useless for whatever you need right then. Item lasts until it might be useful, then vanishes. Ring of Hair Growth. Say goodbye to premature balding! Trumpet of Flatulence. Fortunately blowing the horn covers up the sound of escaping gas. Unfortunately it does not mask the smell. Glove of Waving and Pointing. Glove increases the apparent size of the wielder's hand by three times when he is using it to point something out or to wave hello. Large script on the glove reads 'We're #1!' Ever Watered Pot. Plants planted within this simple clay pot need not be watered, the pot administering the correct amount of moisture each day. Sundial of Weather Detection. Turns wet when it is raining, and white when it is snowing - time can be read even on cloudy days. Ever Moving Bookmark. Placed within a book the bookmark transports to the last page read. A cursed version moves to a random page, even when placed by hand to mark the proper page. The Auld Grump [/QUOTE]
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