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Message: <blockquote data-quote="lobsterGun" data-source="post: 3753011" data-attributes="member: 49954">Here's one.When I used to deliver for Pizza Hut a couple of the other drivers were off duty Air Force enlisted guys....and there was this girl named Michele (she was a smok'n hottie).  She was dating one of the Air Force guys.  As it would happen she was under age....and the daughter of the Base Commander...and had a big mouth.  One day, one of that Air Force Guys didn't show up to work.  He was in jail.  I never saw him again.OK, that really wasn't a delivery story.Here's one: On my first night, I was received a 10 dollar tip.  It was the biggest tip i received during the three years I delivered pizza.  I don't think I ever received a tip  more than two dollars after that.Here's another one.  There was a guy named Gene that worked there.  He actually declared ALL of his tips to the IRS.  The rest of the drivers only reported a fraction of theirs.One night, someone paid me with a ripped dollar bill.  I kept trying to give it to people as change, but they'd just give it back to me as the tip.  At the end of the night I realized what I had.  I had actually been tipped at every delivery.  I kept that ripped dollar bill for MONTHS.  When someone finally took it and stiffed me, I made a new one.  I always gave a torn one dollar bill as change.  It was a trick that served me quite well.One of the drivers, Trey, was quite the popular fellow.  People would call and ask for Trey to deliver their pizza.  Everyone thought it was cool that he was so popular...turn out he wasn't just delivering pizza, he was delivering primo ganja .  One day, one of the drivers came back from a delivers and asked why there were a police cars parked all around the building.  All of the color drained out of, Trey's face and he got really nervous.  He didn't take any deliveries for the rest of the night.  He wouldn't even answer the phone. He just stayed in the back and washed dishes.    A few years later Trey did some time in county for torching some guys car in an insurance fraud scheme.  Last I heard he was making bird houses for a living.A driver from the Dominoes up the street got kidnapped one night.  He took a pizza out into the sticks to an old farm house.  When he got out of his car some guys jumped him, beat the crap out of him, and stuffed him in the trunk of their car.  They drove him way the hell out into the country, took all his clothes and left him bleeding in a ditch.  A week or so later I was sent to do the night deposit at the bank.  As I was coming back a dude jumped out of the bushes and yelled, "GIMME YOUR MONEY!!!".  I jumped about 10 feet in the air and nearly pissed myself.  Turns out it was my roommate.  I don't think I ever saw him laugh so hard.  He'd seen me pull up to do the deposit then ran up and hid in the bushes while I was busy with the machine.</blockquote>

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