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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Agamon" data-source="post: 3758343" data-attributes="member: 184">I delivered to a very drunk naked girl at the college dorm back when I was a senior in high school, won't forget that one.  She only wanted the pizza at the time, unfortunately. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":p" title="Stick out tongue    :p"  data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":p" />I also delivered to a naked male British soldier at a hotel.  A much less present experience...I delivered to a motel once and the guy that ordered was passed out, you could see him lying on the bed from the window.  It was a fairly big order (especially for one guy) and a weeknight, so it being not too busy, I called the cops.  The front office guy let me and the cop into the room.  After unsuccessful waking him with yelling and swats to the head, the cop picks the guy up by the shirt collar and slams against the wall.  "Wake up, a-hole!"  Slams him against the wall again, "Wake up and pay for your food, *******!"  Dude wakes up, completely disoriented and pee-your-pants scared.  He fumbles with his wallet while the cop continues to yell at him.  I may have gotten a tip there, I don't recall, I was wide-eyed during the whole exchange....One of the local strip clubs was attached to a hotel and the girls had a couple rooms reserved for them while in town.  They ordered all the time and more often than not they wore less than necessary to cover everything up.  That was cool, but after the cute naked college chick, skanky strippers just didn't really cut it.I delivered to some kids at a home once, the one kid tried to pay for his pizza with a baseball card.  "Um, no thanks," I say.  Half-price?  "Uh, no, I'll need cash."  So he ends up just giving it to me as a tip.  A 2nd year Mickey Mantle card, mint.  Hmmm, can you say stolen?  When I think back, I wish I'd tipped off the cops, but I didn't really have proof.  I think I still have that card, somewhere....Other than that, my biggest tip was $48 (back in '90 or '91), to a swanky bar, a party of 4 tables.  Each table got an order worth $28, Mr. Moneybags at the last table pays me $40 per order and keep the change.  I madly dashed away before he could change his mind.  <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":p" title="Stick out tongue    :p"  data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":p" /></blockquote>

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