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Message: <blockquote data-quote="HammerMan" data-source="post: 8727417" data-attributes="member: 84112">My dad was a conman for years. He started as a used car salesman (cliche much) and when I was small he would have someone else in the place pick a car and bet them that the next customer he spoke to would walk away buying that car. (Again he has no idea what or who walks in next) and he did it often enough that people didn’t want to bet him any more.  He also sold rusted old railroad spike we (my brother and I) would find in and by the tracks by spray painting them solve or gold putting them in a Kay jewelers box and get hundreds for them… and I can’t believe anyone showed up “wanting” some weird Kay’s collectible train thing (<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" alt="🤣" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" title="Rolling on the floor laughing    :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" /> maybe he got lucky and got a train guy)The ones that got me the most twisted though was when one of his victims would catch him and he would talk his way out of trouble. The fact that I can’t make a non magic NPC that could do any of that annoys me to no end.</blockquote>